lol as always its all so stupid
we need to give up,
but until then:
dear rich people,
just hire a trustworthy poor to handle the dirty work for you.
its worth it. dms open
An Arizona orthopedic surgeon allegedly tried to board a five-night Bahamas cruise with MDMA, THC gummies, vape oil, lollipops, and psychedelic chocolates in his luggage.
And some of the ecstasy pills were stamped with the Tesla logo. 😂
Dr. Jacob Henrichsen, 38, was arrested at PortMiami after customs officers discovered the assortment during a baggage inspection.
Investigators reportedly found nearly 12 grams of MDMA, approximately 160 grams of mushroom-branded chocolate that preliminarily field-tested positive for LSD-related properties, and more than 300 grams of THC products.
Henrichsen faces three felony charges, including MDMA trafficking. He’s pleaded not guilty, and his attorney is disputing how the drug quantities were calculated.
Now, I have questions.
Was this all for personal use? Was he planning to share? And why would someone with a medical career risk everything over a five-night cruise?
Because I would LOVE to know what this man’s vacation itinerary looked like.
📸 Miami-Dade Corrections and Rehabilitation Department