certified opossum oproblem. nsfw on main.

Someone discovered a new Amazon AI feature that summarizes what it knows about you and I am crying of laughter
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Reposting cuz it fits the trend. this is MY vent art
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Furry species that are the kindest people Coyotes Red Larpers I mean Red Pandas Pandas Possums
Furry species I immediately write off as bad people - Hyenas - German Sheppards - Snow Leopards (No shade if you are one of the good ones)
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Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot ho
Joe Petagno's facehugger concept art for Alien (1979)
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Literally coolest shit ever
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quite the surprise
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Kinda shit the natives say will happen if I crank it to Wendigo porn
The evil ritual summoned something even worse
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PROJECT MERIDIAN will study how we maintain the American advantage in the final frontier. The space domain shapes the outcome of every global operation, and the United States will continue to hold the ULTIMATE HIGH GROUND. 🇺🇸
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Ok but Instagram doesn’t give me tuff ass edits of LEDs.
Ultimately the same thing by nature, idt swapping one out for the other will make that much of an impact
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Copilot is fucking shit
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Replying to @PineDurr
I hereby grant all non-native Americans a wen-word pass. Feel free to make wendigos.
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he's trying his best to give us free wifi
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The wendigo gooning WILL continue
No because ya’ll actually gotta stop doing this!!!!!! skulldogs are literally right there!!!!!!!!! Not only are you using our CLOSED culture but you’re also CURSING YOURSELF!!!!! THOSE CREATURES ARE NOT GOOD TO ASSOCIATE WITH YOU ARE PLAYING WITH LITERAL EVIL!!!!!!!
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I’m obsessed with this dog it’s so unmedicated loves it x.com/degebutevil/status/210…
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Im blaming you for this ngl
Furry artist drawing bara porn of that Jerry Minecraft eye dog
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RT @YanWatchesYou: I'm sorry.
The Mindela Archives 🖤🫀
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I don’t really like it.
when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs
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