This guy posts a mild, accurate, and funny criticism of some Protestants (I've seen them make this criticism/joke themselves), and they lose their minds and get offended, while Catholics hear the worst slander, hatred, and false accusations against us every day, multiple times a day, and we're supposed to just take it I guess? But God forbid you criticize the criticizers 😆
My experience with Protestant prayer often sounds like this -- which is apparently NOT vain babbling:
"Father God, Lord, we just... we just come before you today, Lord God, and we just want to just thank you, Lord. Father God, we just ask that you would just, um, just be with us in this place, Lord. And Father, we just... we just pray that you would just like, just pour out your spirit, Lord God, because we just... we're just so un-just-ly, um, desperate for you, Lord.And Lord God, we just... we just want to just lift up tomorrow, Father God, and just like, just put a hedge of protection around the potluck, Lord. Father God, we just ask that you would just... just touch the potato salad, Lord, and just like, just make sure it doesn't just sit out in the sun too long, Father God.Lord, we just... we just don't know what to do, but our eyes are just on you, Lord God. We just like... we just totally just surrender everything, Lord, and we just... yeah. We just ask all of these things, Father God, in your just... your really great name, Lord. Amen."