So, this dumb f@ck who wants to be Treasurer of Arizona just gets to skate on his four speeding tickets in less than 6 months (ie MANDATORY LICENSE SUSPENSION)???
Something is seriously wrong with our system!!!???
🔥BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: ELIJAH "SPEEDY MUNSTER" NORTON IS ABOVE THE LAW???
It's quite literally all of them…
Over the last decade+, Elijah Hise Norton ("Speedy Munster Norton"? We'll workshop it!) has had a dizzying array of traffic violations/citations in both Arizona and Missouri. DUI, reckless driving, failing to stop, speeding (A LOT of speeding…), operating vehicle with a wireless device, etc.
But obviously he is running for Treasurer of the Great State of Arizona now and he's learned his lesson…
Nah, of course I'm just f'n with you! Just in the last few months, Norton has been cited for speeding in Scottsdale and Phoenix no less than FOUR TIMES, and THREE TIMES IN JUST THE LAST THREE WEEKS! Those have included two presumed collisions where Mr. Norton was charged with speed greater than reasonable and prudent to avoid a collision.
Mr. Norton no doubt thinks he is above the law and will try to use his wealth and position to avoid the penalties that the rest of us would be subject to had we received 4 SPEEDING TICKETS IN LESS THAN THREE MONTHS, 2 CAUSING ACCIDENTS. I'm guessing none of you pumped MILLIONS into our elections system this cycle to try and finally purchase an elected position? Any elected position???
Here is a partial list of all of Mr. Norton's citations (because who knows if he received more this week or in other jurisdictions???) and I'll post a few receipts (I won't bore you with all of them…but know that I have them! ;))
1. Case M-0741-PX-6112450 (Phoenix Municipal, AZ) Filing date: 7/29/2026
Charge: Speed > Reasonable/Prudent, Avoid Coll (citation VMS92030065544)
Status: Pending (no disposition listed)
2. Case M-0741-PX-6098237 (Phoenix Municipal, AZ) Filing date: 7/20/2026
Charge: Speed > Reasonable/Prudent, Avoid Coll (citation VMS92030053672)
Status: Pending (no disposition listed)
3. Case CT-2026036546 / M-751-CT-2026036546 (Civil Traffic, AZ) Defendant: Norton, Elijah
Filing date: 7/9/2026
Citation: V-80849590
Charge: Speed Greater Than Reason and Prudent (10-15) [PE] (ARS 28-701A); Date of Violation 5/28/2026; Civil Traffic Offense; Presumed fine $313.00; Eligible for Defensive Driving School
Future court dates: Photo Enforcement Acknowledgment Deadline 8/10/2026; Civil Division Arraignment 9/9/2026
4. Case CT-2026026037 / M-751-CT-2026026037 (Civil Traffic, AZ) Defendant: Norton, Elijah H
Filing date: 5/20/2026
Citation: V-80842653
Charge: Speed Greater Than Reason and Prudent (10-15) [PE] (ARS 28-701A); Date of Violation 3/27/2026; Civil Traffic Offense; Presumed fine $313.00; Eligible for Defensive Driving School
Future court date: Civil Division Arraignment 9/8/2026
5. Case M-0751-TR-2021008473 (Scottsdale City Court, AZ) Title: Norton, Elijah Hise
Filing date: 6/4/2021
Disposition date: 8/18/2021
Charge: Operate Vehicle w/Wireless Device (citation 00708107324)
Disposition: 90-Defensive Driving/Dism
6. Case M-0741-PX-5323713 (Phoenix Municipal, AZ) Title: St of Az vs Norton
Filing date: 7/13/2018
Disposition date: 12/4/2018
Charges (all under citation PPD100229118; all dismissed on motion of court or defendant): DUI-Impaired to Slightest Degree
DUI-Alcohol Concentration > .08
DUI-Dangerous Drug or Metabolite
Drive in 1 Lane/Unsafe Lane Change
Fail to Produce Evidence of Fin. Resp.
7. Case 702322907 (12th Judicial Circuit, Warren, MO) Charges filed date: May 4, 2017
Offense date: March 8, 2017
Location: Warren, MO
Arresting agency: Mo HP Troop C – St Louis
Charge: Exceeded Posted Speed Limit (Exceeded By 11–15 Mph) (Offense Code/NCIC 304.010)
Classification: Misdemeanor Class C / Class C Misdemeanor (Criminal/Traffic)
Ticket/Charge number: 702322907 (Charge 1)
Disposition: Not shown in the provided record
8. Case M-0751-TR-2016018822 (Scottsdale City Court, AZ) Title: Norton, Elijah Hise
Filing date: 9/19/2016
Disposition date: 5/26/2017
Charges (citation 00701989182): Reckless Driving — Dismissed on motion/request of prosecutor (3/31/2017)
Exceed Speed Limit by 20/45 MPH — Bail or deposit given and declared forfeited (3/31/2017)
No Passing on Right Off Roadway — Bail or deposit given and declared forfeited (5/26/2017)
Stop Sign Violation — 90-Defensive Driving/Dism (5/24/2017)