This isn't actually too far off from working in a real @WaffleHouse during Sunday rush.
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IM IN HEAVEN NOW
SO SORRY I DIED
JUST IN: Arizona court throws out a road rage killer’s 10-year sentence after his victim’s family used AI to recreate him speaking directly to his killer at sentencing.
Community note
Arizona Court of Appeals vacated the 10.5-year sentence for resentencing but affirmed the manslaughter conviction, which stands.
fox10phoenix.com/news/arizona-m…
azcentral.com/story/news/cri…
reuters.com/legal/governme…
coa1.azcourts.gov/Portals/1/Opin
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Little Tommy needs rescue from gnolls.
𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐒 𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓
After telling WoW Forever Beta gamers to "be a better human", Blizzard senior game producer Tom Ellis officially deleted his LinkedIn account: linkedin.com/in/tom-ellis-9b…
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Tiny Helms are already infiltrating the guild
𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐑 𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐋𝐘𝐌𝐏𝐔𝐒 𝟔𝟗 💰
@Asmongold reads the Olympus 69 roster in Cathedral Square and lands on Schmeckl Goldstein, treasurer. "He isn't even online right now", he says, then remembers "it's Sunday. So he's not able to use electronics." Guild master's on welfare and the captain's off the grid every Sunday.
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Me on WoW Forever after my bitch wife goes to bed with the kids.
Ref: "Unsportsmanlike conduct, defense, No. 1, for simulating using the restroom."
Kirk Herbstreit: "Just an absolute idiotic move by Colin Simmons doing that."
Chris Fowler: "Yeah, it's idiotic, and it doesn't get much more vulgar, either."
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World of Warcraft Forever isn't classic or retail. It's a soft relaunch with consoles in mind. They get to slowly resell you the whole story again. I won't be surprised if add-ons are completely removed and Single-Button Assist are available. Soon available on GAMEPASS! 🤔
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I should call her....
NEW: Florida man booked on meth trafficking, cocaine, and a fake ID
Charles Wilson Pastore, 46, was arrested September 3 by Fort Lauderdale police and booked into the main jail.
He is charged with trafficking methamphetamine (14 to 28 grams), possession of methamphetamine, possession of cocaine, possessing a forged driver’s license or ID, and drug paraphernalia.
He nose what he’s doing.
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We eat steak for dinner every night. My kids don't even care about breakfast or lunch. Thats just snacks before the next steak.
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