19 | 🇺🇸Proud American, Proud Alabamian🇺🇲 | Just some lizard dude from Rocket City🚀 | PFP by @FwdKur | Neuroscience Major at Baylor
Waco, TX🐻
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So, I'm probably gonna be stepping back from social media for a bit starting Nov 1st, and don't plan to be back till winter break(though this could change).
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"Yes, that's right, I need an extension on my credit card limit."
"What for sir?"
"I need to make this Chinese lady spin like a Looney Tunes character."
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Bro is literally him.
Jeremy Allen White says he'd love to portray Gene Wilder in a biopic movie about the late actor's life
"It would be my honor... I need the call."
(via @TODAYshow)
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🤫 How do you like your eggs?
🗣️ Scrambled and with some tossed salad.
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🤫 How tall are you
🗣️ 5'8"
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That_One_Libra🇺🇸 retweeted
Believe it or not, America's 5 largest cities lie perfectly on a 4th-degree polynomial
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I should warn you I will fall in love with any man who does this to me irl.
🤫 Are you perhaps fond of receiving uppies?
🗣️ Quite.
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🤫 Are you perhaps fond of receiving uppies?
🗣️ Quite.
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🤫 Come out little skink so I may eat you
🗣️ I AM NOT A FUCKING SKINK!
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🤫 Do you prefer belly or muscle
🗣️ I am fond of both.
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🤫 Do you have a favorite pie?
🗣️ Apple or butterscotch-cinnamon
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🤫 What are your thoughts on elephants?
🗣️ They're okay.
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That_One_Libra🇺🇸 retweeted
Imagine being shocked that a country singer from Alabama likes to hunt.
#EllaLangley is getting MASSIVE backlash from old photos of her hunting from before she was famous. 😳👀
Thoughts on this?
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