I am indeed the walking talking 90's era solo cup at conventions. Bask in my hydration.
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I just had a customer complain to me that the Coke Zero is too fizzy. Sir. That's soda. It's supposed to be fizzy. That's one of its entire selling points. No, I am not calling Coke to come and turn down the fizziness of the soda just for you even if you've consistently complained about it being "too fizzy."
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Hey, friend of Juju here, just want to clear the air that this was not a hate crime. I have confirmed from first hand account that the argument and subsequent stabbing had nothing to do with her being trans.
Please don't push this narrative, this killing had no motive.
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Quick PSA- If you're about to have a baby, please don't start stealing time. You will get fired at a critical point in your life.
Signed,
A supervisor who has to fire his technician who just became a father because he's stealing time.
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I have officially evicted @Comcast from my house. No more expensive, slow, and utterly trash wifi, no more contract, no more unbearable customer service, no more paying for services I don't want or need to get special pricing, no more guessing if my bill is gonna go up this month because the discount is expiring, no more ridiculous fees, no more hidden fees, no more suffering.
Thank God for fiber internet companies ripping the monopoly roots Comcast has been growing for years right out of the ground. $55 a month for gig up and down vs $109 a month for 400mgb plus a phone service line I don't even use but got because it gave me a discount on my bill. FREEDOM!
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I am BEGGING hotels to start putting real doors on bathrooms again
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