Just a 700lb talking bear with opinions that got me kicked out of the national forest. Recovering honey addict. You all taste like chicken to me.

Replying to @uncledoomer
Once in grade school, there was some math problem our teacher was trying to get us to solve. And the class was split between two answers, and I was in the minority but believed I was right. The teacher kept going back and forth asking us if we wanted to change our mind and people kept flocking to other side until I was the last one insisting my answer was right. I still remember the pitying looks and some of them looking at me like I was a dumbass. Then the teacher told everyone I was right and gave the class some lecture about blind herd-following and gave me some kind of jealousy-inducing food treat that I can’t remember anymore. But it was glorious. I could beat off to that memory it’s so good.
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Replying to @EmbracingTara
I’ve never smacked a woman and my wife has never given me a reason to want to, but it sure seems like most of you broads could use that kind of straightening out after this bullshit display.
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Holy shit. He probably just did it because he hates white people like most of them, but hey if any-white racism got the job done this time so be it.
The lone Black juror on the Lindsay Clancy trial who refused to acquit her used an exercise band and an empty water bottle to visually reenact the way Clancy strangled her three children. The incident was said to have disturbed the other 11 jurors. He was also said to have ignored the other jurors and scrolled on his phone while they attempted to speak with him or dissuade him from his decision. A male juror who voted to acquit Clancy, Nick Dargie, complained to ABC that “there wasn’t a single piece of evidence or witness testimony that he used to prove why he was thinking the way he was.” Due to the lone Black juror’s heroic refusal to bow to pressure from the other 11 jurors, Clancy remains in state custody, likely awaiting another trial by prosecutors. Follow: @AFpost
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Replying to @frontierindica
he's in the toilet and has to adopt the lifestyle of the turd. reply to everything with "YES SAAR, I am Harvard, MIT, Elon Musk. I frequently use indoor plumbing and grew up with clean drinking water."
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Two groups of people strapped to electric chairs and you have to execute one of the groups. Who are you choosing?
0% Cyclists
100% Female Jeep owners
2 votes • Final results
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Replying to @BrAgLifeEnjoyer
You don’t have to share the same political beliefs as your penis. It’s okay if he’s a raging liberal.
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What were you fuckers on the right smoking who said the new Masters of the Universe movie was actually good? No, it wasn’t full of troons and black women, but Man-At-Arms was useless, He-Man was a crybaby pussy and Teela was an unstoppable girlboss. The kid playing Adam was TOTALLY miscast and can’t act worth a fuck. And it somehow managed to be boring on top of all that.
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Replying to @ThrillaRilla369
>being able to blame testosterone for rape
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The amount of stuck up old women and even some early onset middle age young broads I know were legitimately pissed off by seeing this is what makes it so funny.
3DrakaiNa 👻 (G.A.N.G)
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Replying to @JackPosobiec
Shiloh’s attorney said it best.
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Replying to @DocStrangelove2
This is what the Candace Owen retards think a 30-60 would do to a human.
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Well I had a lot of shit I needed to do tonight, but Tombstone was on the damn TV when I turned it on.
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“Ma’am I’m sorry but we don’t EBT here ERK-“
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Replying to @JUSTcatmeme
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Replying to @JustinWhang
If weak ass normal Taco Bell reliably upsets your delicate tum-tum and gives you the shits then it’s time to book a visit to the gastroenterologist because you have a fucking gallbladder issue or something.
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The gay Klingon we should’ve gotten.
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Replying to @alphafox
I just had a million dollar idea for next year’s Independence Day. Firework companies, feel free to steal this.
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This and her assblasted replies. Hilarious.
Replying to @emilykmay
It honestly feels horrible. I don't like having sex with her any more. Her tits aren't perky like they used to be, her ass less firm, her skin less tight, her pussy less wet. And I can't remember the last time she's trimmed down there. But I suck it up. I take my gas station boner pills and I give her it to her like I did when she was more desirable. I consent, sure, mostly for the kids, but afterwards I feel completely r*ped. I just sit there, my seed on her chubby belly, my dick hurting, my heart pounding from the vasodilation of cheap boner bills. She goes to clean up, and I sit there, in the fetal position, on the verge of crying, wondering how it all went wrong and why she does this to me.
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