I’m never doing THAT again. Trapped in Kash Patel’s barn. For now.

Kash Patel’s barn
The fact that SAVE ACT OR SHUT IT DOWN is trending just goes to show how little #MAGAIsWeird understands our country’s laws and how voting works. Noncitizens can’t vote. They never have been able to vote, and never will. You just believe whatever lies get shoved down your throat.
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Mike “Enemy Within” Simons 🇺🇸 retweeted
I feel like Jared Kushner being at the center of the plot that ultimately led to an American journalist being dismembered via bone saw while he was still alive should be a much bigger deal than our billionaire owned news media is making of it.
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Mike “Enemy Within” Simons 🇺🇸 retweeted
CNN Brasil reports that Trump personally authorized Flávio Bolsonaro's entry into the U.S., and that American officials knew about the Brazilian passport order BEFORE he fled. Folha is now reporting that Marco Rubio actively participated in arranging his departure, citing sources connected to both governments. If that reporting holds up, we're looking at the U.S. helping a defeated presidential candidate evade another country's judicial authorities. That's one hell of a diplomatic scandal.
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Mike “Enemy Within” Simons 🇺🇸 retweeted
Clay Travis claims The Cheesecake Factory was a childhood luxury. Except it didn't open in Nashville until he was 26. @Timodc and @PabloTorre investigate the curious case of his restaurant nostalgia: “We are now swift boating Clay Travis for Cheesecake Factory stolen valor.”
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I’m a seventh-generation Hoosier and a Marine, and I’m running to clean up a corrupt office. Vote for change on or before November 3rd.
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Mike “Enemy Within” Simons 🇺🇸 retweeted
🚨 LEAKED: In a fundraising appeal, Mike Rogers told potential donors, "When you stand with my Senate campaign today, you are directly shielding Elon Musk" from potential investigations into the harm caused by DOGE cuts. Rogers asked for donations so he could "protect Elon."
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.@BeauBayh cast his ballot today at the City-County Building in Indianapolis. Election workers cheered when he arrived and he took a photo with one volunteer.
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The Justice Department is drawing up contingency plans to potentially intervene in next week’s midterm elections, three national security officials tell me: kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-p…
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BREAKING WaPo: A federal grand jury just REJECTED an attempt by the Trump Justice Department to indict former White House aide Cassidy Hutchinson. washingtonpost.com/national-…
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Mike “Enemy Within” Simons 🇺🇸 retweeted
This is the leader of the party that is trying to defeat James Talarico by claiming he is gay.
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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New levels of shamelessness unlocked
The economy is booming! NEC Director, Kevin Hassett says the affordability crisis is a “myth”
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Mike “Enemy Within” Simons 🇺🇸 retweeted
Neil Young has filed a $10 million lawsuit against Donald Trump, alleging copyright infringement over the ongoing use of Young’s song “Rockin’ in the Free World” as the president’s walk-up music at midterm election rallies. The suit says the classic 1989 song is “a blistering anthem that contrasts the hollow promises of American political rhetoric with the harsh realities faced by the poor, homeless and forgotten. The lyrics pain vivid street-level portraits — a mother discarding her baby, addicts lost in despair, garbage piling in the shadows of prosperity — while the repeated chorus delivers a savage irony, celebrating freedom that clearly isn’t shared by all. In short, the song is the opposite of everything that Donald J. Trump stands for.” variety.com/2026/music/news/…
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This book is really damning for Kushner. It claims the UAE paid Kushner $50 million to get Rex Tillerson fired as Secretary of State.
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I have a feeling this website is gonna be ablaze with RW anger over the next couple of weeks as results start pouring in, and the conspiracy theories and propaganda will be at an all-time high. #EpsteinRegime
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RT @JasminMuj: Obviously all of these American and European far-right influencers were brought in by the Serbian regime ahead of the countr…
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You’ll never believe who is also in Serbia right now for the election alongside his “ex-wife”
Obviously all of these American and European far-right influencers were brought in by the Serbian regime ahead of the country’s parliamentary elections on Sunday. But who actually directed the operation, and how much these individuals were paid, is still worth investigating.
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The days of Andre and Dave
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FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: MIGHTY ZION ORANGE RANGER 🍊⚡ Straight from the lost archives of 1995 Saturday morning television. It's morphin' time.
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Obama: makes a joke about #PedoPOTUS taste in decor. Every right wing nutter on this app:
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More than five million Americans have lost their SNAP benefits due to Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill," which has forced many, including US veterans, to go to food banks.
Classic Obama snobbery. Cheesecake Factory is a great option for people who can’t afford a private chef at their Martha’s Vineyard estate.
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Mike “Enemy Within” Simons 🇺🇸 retweeted
Dan Sullivan voted for the Iran war more than 10 times. Dan Sullivan voted to jack up gas prices more than 10 times.
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