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imagine you're like 26 years old and you just graduated from clown school. the only thing on your resume is a stint running a failed covid-conscious lesbian bar in Massachusetts. after months of struggle, you finally land a job interview. do you bring iced coffee, yes or no
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You’re laughing. A new frontier of pointless leftist infighting is being spearheaded by a white person in a hijab-inspired secular accessorization, and you’re laughing.
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The lesbian bar story is a writing masterclass in how to include details that don’t necessarily advance the plot but enhance the work. Case in point: clown school
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Ian Happ is an absolute legend….dude playing possibly his last game at Wrigley tossed a ball to the bleachers with $300 cash to buy fans beers
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Scrolling the timeline this morning trying to figure out the connection between lesbians and covid masks
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