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A group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing & says,
"Hey Baby, whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked : "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . Why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing & did just that & it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers & even the State Trooper & then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
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In checkout lane with semi new girl friend. When we got in car she asked: "Did you hear that spider bark"?
I'm like wut? Apparently that's the term her family used. What term did your family use?
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It should be legal to beat the sh!t out of college administrators if they assign a trans female to your daughters dorm room.
Who's with me?
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NPR preaches tolerance and demands it of others.
The only thing they don't tolerate is conservative viewpoints.
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NPR is annoyed they were scooped on this.
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible. - @nbcselected nbcnews.com/select/shopping/…
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The question NPR wont ask...
If 100,000 illegals are deported, how much housing becomes available?
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Looking to hire 14 year old that can reset clock in my car when Daylight Savings Time kicks in.
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Remember NPR is NON-COMMERCIAL, so they run "sponsorships" which we all know are NOT ads. #defundnpr
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