A little bougie, a little feral, all intentional. ✨War Eagle energy wrapped in lipstick and willpower.

Petition to Remove Ben Bruud as the Jordan Hare Stadium DJ: Reasoning for Requested Removal - Blasts unnecessary EDM Music that nobody wants to listen too - Plays music over the band everytime the Band queues up - Doesn’t play good music in general - Recycles the same songs every game - Music doesn’t get you hype and is very bland in creativity - 3rd downs he just blasts random edm electro sounds instead of an actual good Sound effect (Ex. Purge Siren) Like and Repost to get someone at Auburn University to see this 🙏
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I saw a post that insinuated that women are not capable of leadership or being in charge or we don't want to be. What we don't want to be in charge of is incompetence. I'm great at what I do, sorry the OP is around weak ass bitches.
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Hasn't been this cool since June. I had to put on a jacket this morning to take the dog out. 😅 Basically, I'm ready to make a gumbo and put up the Christmas tree.
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The irony of “Shiny Happy Person” dragging someone for being… shiny and happy. 😂 Taylor Swift barely has a public moment that isn’t photographed—she’s not posting this herself. God forbid a woman be visibly excited about her partner’s accomplishment. Celebrate your person. ❤️
She’s a middle aged woman acting like a child. Everything about her screams high school, and this isn’t the only example. It’s like she got stuck there, in the bleachers, yelling “that’s my man” while everyone around her cringes.
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Ludacris is selling vitamins and Deion Sanders is doing Depends commercials. What the fuck happened? 😂
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I love it when I get blocked for literally blessing someone's heart. 😅😅 I wasn't even mean to this one. I got called racist and inbred and blessed their heart and that was all it took. No pic, no name & 5 followers on a burner. So brave.
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EXHIBIT A: Florida Man reads “kiss my ass,” imagines a gaping door, then publicly declines access nobody offered. Sir, take your unsolicited fantasies—and that vacant expression—somewhere without Wi-Fi.
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Lori 🧡💙 retweeted
This is what I call a real halftime show. Levels better than whatever went down at the World Cup final.
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This one looks like he has to legally notify the neighborhood when he moves in, but he calls me a skank. 🤣 Sir. Sit tf down.
Replying to @Tigerzfanz
Drive home safe skank. None of us would kiss your losing ass. We have higher standards 🤷🏻‍♂️
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I don’t give a damn if Auburn wins or loses—I’ll love my team either way. So all you inbred, ass-licking, swamp-dwelling Florida lowlifes making those strange little noises can talk your shit while you can. When it’s over, win or lose, you can line up and kiss my orange-and-blue ass. 🖕
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I really wish I could be in Auburn tomorrow. To all of my AU fam there, yall have fun, cheer loud & roll Toomers for me!🧡💙
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Tomorrow we win for Ruth.
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POV: A double murderer escapes from the hospital half a mile from my house. Retired SWAT commander boyfriend: “I’m staying over to keep you safe.” 6 a.m.: HUGE crash. Sounds like my front door just got kicked in. He grabs his pistol. I grab the 1910 and my phone to check the cameras. He clears the house. I’m watching every camera. Dog sleeps through the entire tactical operation. Nothing. No intruder. No explanation. We eventually go back to bed. Later I get up to shower. My shower caddy had fallen. So anyway, we were prepared to go to war with a bottle of shampoo.
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Got my ass handed to me in my fantasy league 🤣 forgot the draft because I was beach bound that day and ohhh boy
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I'm so enjoying this game. I'm scared to say how much I'm enjoying it. War Damn! 🧡💙
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I don't guess I'm ever going to move back to Alabama. Somehow managed to start a new business and get into a partnership with another in the last 48 hours and still have a full time job. What's wrong with me?😩🤦🏻‍♀️🤣
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Whoever made this deserves a raise. Because after the Great Cajun Accent of 2021, we all know Brian Kelly believes in immersive job interviews. 🪶
Brian Kelly hearing the Florida State job might be open
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Another reason @rhettlashlee is just an awesome guy! 🤣 WDE Coach!
I feel like @sophaller probably did it better 😂
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Been a passenger princess since Friday morning and idk that I like the return to reality and being in charge of people, places and things.🤣
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We met the most amazing AU people at the beach and then again at dinner. She graduated AU a couple years after me. In spite of self induced sun burns ( I didn't mean to) I've had the best weekend in awhile. Love my AU fam. Thank yall for showing my Louisiana friends what I mean by family.
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