market maker in index derivatives not trading advice retired and retarded
Chicago
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crazy how back in my employment days approximately zero professionals, many who traded with JEM on the floor, spoke well about the guy. including current investors in his funds, think one has closed since I last spoke to them in 2019
approximately 68.6% of said professionals actually had bad things to say about JEM. lesson in that
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Still waiting on martial law
Still waiting on the 40% crash
Still waiting on the opex fireworks
Funny seeing Cem absolutely get mogged on Twitter after a decade of his downfall. Just another successful hedge fund manager going on podcasts with 12 likes in 24 hours! That’s what all successful fund managers do, right?
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crazy how back in my employment days approximately zero professionals, many who traded with JEM on the floor, spoke well about the guy. including current investors in his funds, think one has closed since I last spoke to them in 2019
approximately 68.6% of said professionals actually had bad things to say about JEM. lesson in that
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“This Maduro, he’s a bad guy, Grok, I’m going to kidnap him. My great advisors, some of the best advisors, agreed with me. Are you a patriot, Grok, should we just kidnap his ass?”
BREAKING: President Trump reportedly asked for Grok's opinion before invading Venezuela and capturing Nicolás Maduro, per TC
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This is because professional traders dont talk about trading to normal people
To this day when people ask me what I do, I don’t say retired, I don’t say trader, I tell them I’m a professional gambler. They’re always like “cool I love slots” And then we talk about something else
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glad i left chicago before the Giant Cock of 2026 hit
A MODERATE risk is in effect in our Day 3 Excessive Rainfall Outlook. More details: wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/qpf/excess…
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“Please create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge, based on my tweets. Go deep, not just the last 10 or whatever is the default. Analyze me.”
Grok nailed it
“Create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge, based on my tweets. Go deep, not just the last 10 or whatever is the default. Analyze me.”
…I’m kind of dying 😂😂😂
Made with AI
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yo crazy my copy of @EffMktHype book came in the mail today and it came with a free 7-speed manual Porsche 911. Wow!!
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Tim retweeted
I want a neighborhood dive bar that charges a $120/year membership and pours $3 beers
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hey bro it’s tim
fix bonds or put the fries in the bag, choice is urs now
Today, I had a productive call with Japanese Finance Minister Satsuki Katayama. Our conversation built on President Trump’s discussion with Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi earlier this week and reflected the strength of the U.S.–Japan partnership.
We discussed the desirability of a strong yen that reflects Japan’s strong economic fundamentals, and the importance of staying in close communication on currency markets.
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"bro come over this weekend, we're mounting the AI-powered machine gun Bullfrog to the land cruiser"
BREAKING: US citizens who are Qualified Purchasers are now able to purchase @allencontrol’s AI-powered machine gun, Bullfrog, from the Department of War’s C-UAS marketplace.
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all of the throat goaters pointing out that he says Nov to June after saying Jan at the beginning are just proving my point
“yea bro we’re getting a decline, it’s gonna happen sometime between these seven months”
Did you know it’s also going to rain somewhere in the US in the next 30 days???
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wonder if this is when we get martial law like he also predicted
anyway everyone panic and run for your life we're all gonna die, markets going down 25% - 40% from Nov to Jan 2027
25 to 40% decline.
Cem Karsan @jam_croissant is putting timing and price on the record. The only thing holding it together right now is Bessent keeping the plates spinning for six more weeks.
After the midterms, the incentive disappears.
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all of the throat goaters pointing out that he says Nov to June after saying Jan at the beginning are just proving my point
“yea bro we’re getting a decline, it’s gonna happen sometime between these seven months”
Did you know it’s also going to rain somewhere in the US in the next 30 days???
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