@REALCULTNEWS iykyk chad To Protect the World From Liquidation... To Hold the bonds within our nation.. to denouce the evils of holding long... to pump our gains to the stars above... youtube.com/watch?v=N0pXKBsr…
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🤔 A coming hair loss cure is arguably as important as UBI, or AGI 😆 ... Thanks Bond Manifested Events!
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@REALCULTNEWS sorry @etrade , i already got the best Options teacher in the business.. that everyone swagger jacks daily... and algo's front run... and is a customer of your for over a decade, but you still hoe him every once in a while. youtube.com/watch?v=N64WULKo…
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@REALCULTNEWS Yellow suit answers 🔥
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@REALCULTNEWS Chad... $MCD .... Old Memes are new again!
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@REALCULTNEWS 👏This is the day, that a Long Term's Made... I will rejoice & save 10% 🎶 youtube.com/watch?v=rf4FJMJ9…
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@REALCULTNEWS meanwhile, in an alternate timeline... Comrade Compliance comes to you live, from THE PEOPLES TUBE! youtube.com/watch?v=TAry7fY4…
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@REALCULTNEWS And Just Like That.... He's faded into the Mists once more... 😆
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Dario.. habibi... you can't escape ChadFax... no matter the platform!
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@REALCULTNEWS Chaaaadadonia.... is he... BACK!?
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@REALCULTNEWS THE JOSHATOLLAH HAS BEGUN TO FIGHT BOTH CYBER-LOGICAL AND FISCA-LOGICAL WAR! Only those who give up their false guise and pay their fair share shall know the fate of the large long term! 😆 youtube.com/watch?v=veZJeVfu…
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Ack Ack

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Bonds Ain't even hit 6% Yet... AGI ain't supposed to show up till then... 7% if we get aliens first... I Call Bullshit! 😆
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TAP!? Nooo!.... Oh shit CL too... Consumer Staples dropping off the index... 🤔S&P might be getting too Concentrated...
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@REALCULTNEWS NIIIIKES!? Haaabibi... you need to get back into the gym stat... press.spglobal.com/2026-09-0…
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Instructions Unclear... Created Joshatollah Propaganda Poster instead. @REALCULTNEWS
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@REALCULTNEWS Chaaadadoniaaaaa... for those who are locked in... the watch list has returned! (In about 30 minutes or so from this post) youtube.com/watch?v=9rNZQw_P…
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The Yen taker will make you, Jump Jump.. the Balance sheet breaker will make ya, jump jump... Fed Cross will make ya, Jump Jump...🎶 (aaaand thanks to both of you, this will be stuck in my head all day... great...) 😆
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@REALCULTNEWS $SPY is like... "I'll be missing you.." waiting for Josh to come back 😆... Don't worry market... your best source for Market news and Philosophy should hopefully be back tomorrow.. you can go back to stealing his content soon, Don...
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🤔I'm assuming tomorrow... Locked-in is setup for Tuesday, gen pop not queued up yet... and our fellow chad here has a better memory than I do 😆
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@REALCULTNEWS 🤔Locked in queued up, but for tuesday... interesting, maybe flight delay?... I'm still gonna show up in the morning anyway just in case... how about you chad?
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Oh Oh! Can we pull this mix back out? I haven't played this one since 2022! 😆
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@REALCULTNEWS Chad... real estate never dies... 😆
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Always!

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@REALCULTNEWS First Dolly Parton... now Tim Curry!?... Josh leaves for a week and reality chose violence...
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🎵Druckenmiller Short'n... threat'n me now... 3 6 9, long term time... youtube.com/watch?v=WKHRPOFM… (The cult music plugs will continue until Josh comes back! 😆)
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@REALCULTNEWS Chad... I think the market misses Josh 😆
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@REALCULTNEWS Chad! Push Up Tuesdays, brought to you by Long Term Monthly & Bradley Frizzell! youtube.com/watch?v=--D7PtaC…
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@REALCULTNEWS Chaaadadonia!... While the Joshatollah is transiting the Straight of Hormuz... Don't Forget to do your PUSH UPS! youtube.com/watch?v=02OthRpI…
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@REALCULTNEWS Really @nealmohan ... Millions to others, but lagswitching and shadow bans to our beloved Yoshatollah for years! 😆 Aye Yo @netflix ... you want the former contender for INTEL CEO, and Philo Master?... stop by the stream tomorrow! youtube.com/@TheStockMarket
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@REALCULTNEWS 🤔Distraction.. is the real poverty... youtube.com/watch?v=gHvqQ0up…
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@REALCULTNEWS THE JOSHATOLLAH WILL NOW ALLOW YOU TO SEE THE PSYCOLOGOCAL WAR EARLY... BY TAXING THE RICH!... PRAISE JESUS... THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER 😆
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