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My tweets don't represent anything but MY thoughts. They do not represent my employer, anything I am involved with, or any of my associates.
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Please do not take your mail-in ballots to the post office; take them to the board of elections or a drop-off box.
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Gina is going unseat Greg Abbott and make history in November. Go support her campaign in the final stretch!
Texas Governor Poll — NYT/Siena (A+) June 🟥 Greg Abbott: 51% 🟦 Gina Hinojosa: 44% September 🟦 Gina Hinojosa: 49% 🟥 Greg Abbott: 46% 10 point swing towards Hinojosa
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🚨 Gavin Newsom officially bans violent ICE agents from ever becoming police officers in California.
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Happy anniversary, @MichelleObama! I’m still the luckiest guy in the world to be with you.
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New York has been ranked the No. 1 city in the world. 🗽 The annual ranking compares 1,000 cities around the world based on economics, human capital, quality of life, environment and governance. Via Oxford Economics, 2026 Global Cities Index 📸;Getty
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It’s not going to be positioned this way, but we are on the precipice of a millennial revenge era. American public life is about to be dominated by a bunch of 35-45 year olds who are so fucking normal.
Want to learn about the history of our city? Get outside with some friends?  Well you’re in luck. This month, we’re hosting a massive scavenger hunt across the city — all about the history of organizing in NYC. Sign up at organize.nyc.gov and come see the city through the eyes of the people who built it.
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Pusha T is one of the greatest rappers to ever grace planet earth
FAT JOE X PUSHA T X DRE SET OF KEYS MUSIC VIDEO OUT NOW
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We love her already, there’s no need to keep trying to convince us
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Head of Tennessee's prison system to resign after failed execution of Christa Pike, governor announces.
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NYC now requires businesses to make canceling a subscription as easy as signing up 🗽 It's the first U.S. city to implement such a rule “If you can sign up with one click, you can cancel with one click” — Mayor Zohran Mamdani
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We got the KKK in the White House
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Ouch.
Attendees listen as President Donald Trump speaks during a rally in Alabama REUTERS/Jessica Koscielniak
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RT @JacobB198: AZ Chike says Pharrell played his music for JAŸ-Z, who showed him love & gave him some personal advice that he’ll keep priva…
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Skydance's first move: get rid of the execs who greenlit Sinners, OBAA and Weapons. The business side of this merger is going to be darkly hilarious hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
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Damien Shanklin is the @LSU athlete that Kendall Francis has accused of raping her, and whom the school administrators and police have failed to hold accountable. Far too often the supposed future of athletes is prioritised over the safety of victims. That has to end.
🚨 LSU football player Damien Shanklin under investigation for alleged rape. tmz.com/2026/10/02/damien-sh…
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Asleep?
Trump refuses to turn his camera on at the G7 summit
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Shits gone too far.
Restaurants are warning that Trump's tariffs on tomatoes could end free chips and salsa.
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R*pists and PDF Files stick together.
Trump defends the men in the Cornell gang rape case, saying he “feels bad” for them and they won't get a “fair shake”
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Everybody finding out Cody Rhodes is a piece of shit I love it
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