Maybe she’ll kindly cut your hair. It would be great.

No real tears.

Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴

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Under threats from Trump’s FCC chairman Brendan Carr, Jimmy Kimmel had to put his interview with James Tallarico on YouTube. Yet Trump is free to use taxpayer money to run political ads on Fox.

We choose the bear because if it drugged and assaulted us for 7 hours, authorities would shoot it not ask it to write an essay and then help it find a job at a wealth management firm. Be so for real, Cornell.

Fox News putting Nicki Minaj up telling people to vote Red. Let’s break that down Can Nicki Minaj vote ? No - not a US Citizen Can Nicki Minaj’s husband vote? No - Registered Sex Offender Can Nicki Minaj’ brother vote? No - serving 25-Life for child rape

Final moments before the Academy of Natural Sciences Museum in Philadelphia closes for good after 150 years at this location. Sad☹️

Wait till you hear about Raising Cane‘s

It’s like he’s in an argument with the ghost of Chris Farley.

He said he would fix it all “day one”.

I’ll be there

What a beautiful song

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That’s fucked up.

Trump FCC cutting INTERNET 🫪 For over 100,000 PUBLIC SCHOOL AND LIBRARIES 😡😡😡😡😡😡 Communities depend heavily on Library internet for job applicants and school research for underprivileged students npr.org/2026/07/10/nx-s1-587…

RT @itsriskybiscuit: just doing my part to make sure these people never have a normal life ever again 🎀 The Cornell 7 & where they work: •…

The Cornell 7: Matthew Ingalls Johnathan Newell Winston Lee Gillio Lopes Diego Sarabia Scott Norris Scott Kretzschmar All 7 Chi Phi members are named as defendants in a civil lawsuit alleging they drugged a Cornell student with ketamine and sexually assaulted her for HOURS in 2024. The suit says a message advertising “free p***y” was sent to the frat group chat while she was incapacitated. And "men" showed up to take him up on his offer. And Cornell’s response? The lawsuit alleges some were given the opportunity to MITIGATE THEIR CONDUCT BY WRITING ESSAYS. She left Cornell. 5 of them were ALLOWED TO CONTINUE THEIR EDUCATION AT CORNELL. Remember their names and faces.

I would’ve told her there’s no dogs allowed in the store and she has to go.

Why would they do that?