the jets will never lose and i will never die
Bronx, NY
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y'all know i'm absolutely not a miserable doom and gloom Jets fan but if they somehow lose to Miami this weekend i would become unrecognizable
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sometimes i show my students media from the 80s and 90s thinking they'll make fun of it and they're like "nah this shit kinda fire tho..."
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Jets coaching staff makes one correct decision and people want the fbi to get involved
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me staying home all day: The world is evil and nobody deserves anything
me after 30 minutes on the train and 10 minutes walking outside: Evetybody in the world is Beautiful
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yesterday someone said to me "i'm a Jets fan but i LOVE Josh Allen"
i'm like "you mean he's really good and you respect his game?"
he says "no, i LOVE him, i have his jersey, i wear it all the time"
BRO WHAT??? NO! THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS!!
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fuck you mean you're rooting for your divisional rival?! fuck you mean you're rooting for "your team" to lose games before they're mathematically eliminated from playoff contention?
no! you are not a real fan! we don't have to keep pretending that you are! fuck you!!
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they caught him studying film and trying to make the team better and said "ABSOLUTELY NOT"
The #Titans have released DT Jordan Elliott following an incident at the team facility on Thursday, Oct. 15. The team reviewed the incident and says it will have no further comment.
Elliott, who has 65 career starts, appeared in five games this season for Tennessee.
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Bc they are never blunt about being encouraging, positive, or supportive. But conveniently blunt when itβs time to put someone in their place or be opinionated.
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crazy thing about growth and self-acceptance is mourning all those things you never got that you deserved all along but you thought you didn't deserve
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Smug sarcasm when you don't even know the names of the players on your team is a bad look
Mo Alie-Cox plays for the Colts
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The Colts are likely to want to recoup as much draft capital as they can to reset the franchise under their new GM, but idk how they do it.
Theyβre going to have a high 1st round pick this season, but it belongs to the Jets (just like their 2026 1st & AD Mitchell did).
The Sauce trade is and always was unforgivably stupid. You could look to trade him already, but he isnβt fetching ANYTHING NEAR what you *just* paid for him.
Quenton Nelson & DeForest Buckner are valuable assets, but theyβre both on expiring contracts. So you have 3 weeks and counting to get anything for them if youβre Indy. Pierce is untradeable as things stand.
This is a team in line for a complete 2026 Dolphins-esque season in 2027. See you in 2028 Indy!
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i have an intern this year and she is an absolute godsend, every time i assign something to her she's like "i'll do that and also how about THIS?" and it's something i should have thought of already
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