Parody - Donald Trump does not wear a toupee IRL (he actually has hair plugs, like Elon)
The depths of Mar-a-Lago hell
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Ilhan Omar has been here longer than the "first lady." And, unlike Melania, she came here legally and has been productive and speaks better English.
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Trump staffer: "Mr. President, sir, your ratings are at record lows! What are we going to do about the midterms?"
Trump: "I KNOW! I'll publicly endorse Bibi, I'm the smartest president in the universe and I know most Americans want us to support the Israeli government!"
Breaking News: President Trump endorsed Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel, boosting the embattled leader days before the election. nyti.ms/4hQNwsN
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Tommy is a Republican opp from Louisiana who literally got paid to make a fool of himself at a Michigan rally, but sure Jan
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Donald Trump set another record.
There’s NEVER been an election (since polling began in the United States) where voters said “corruption” was their top worry.
Until now.
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He says the name just fine when he’s begging the Qataris for a personal jet or the Saudis for funding for his son-in-law’s private equity firm.
Wonder what’s changed?
Trump on El-Sayed: "His name is actually Abduladadalalalala. It's Adulbabababababa Mohammed Al-Sayed. So his middle name is Mohammed. So I was right. He's a jihadist."
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i've literally never seen an ad here that wasn't ugly
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Either this is true, which would be a terrible sign that the President is not in control of his own Pentagon, or it's false, in which case the President is lying about a crucial national security issue for some reason.
Q: If it wasn't you, then who gave the order for Starlink to go down in Ukraine?
TRUMP: I don't know
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not that any of us actually believed it, but Trump's rationale for decimating the Kennedy Center was that it was being mismanaged
NEW: President Trump called Ric Grenell from the Oval Office to confront him over Alina Habba’s claim that a $5.6M Kennedy Center donation from her billionaire husband never arrived. Grenell denied it. By Wednesday, her husband’s lawyers delivered their evidence to the White House counsel. w/ @nieto_phillip
READ HERE: dailymail.com/news/article-1…
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"Dude, remember the time I overstayed my student visa, and later admitted to it? It's a good thing I'm from South Africa and not Somalia, I'd be screwed!"
Ilhan Omar came to this country at 12 after escaping Somalian civil war and living in a Kenyan refugee camp for four years and became a sitting U.S. Congresswoman. Melania Trump came to U.S.A. at 26 to pursue her ‘modeling career’ and the only she ever sat was….oh, never mind.🍄🟫
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If there’s one photo to sum up the Trump era, this is it.
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wow the best really is yet to come
Kimberly Guilfoyle is threatening to bring the Trump family down with her following her shock firing this week, insiders say. thedailybeast.com/trump-insi…
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if Trump disrespects his most loyal supporters by calling them "collateral damage", imagine what he thinks of the rest of us
Trump: "I'm the only one that took the test -- the aptitude test or whatever they call it. Every time I do a physical, I do a mental test. And I aced it. Where's my doctor? I travel with more doctors than any human being. If people get sick in the audience, they leave them alone. They call them collateral damage."
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Brendan apparently doesn't have anything better to do than follow his fruity boss around and clap at all the televised swear words and hyperpartisan propaganda that would get any other American fined by his FCC
Trump sees FCC Chair Brendan Carr at his rally in Alaska and says, "What the hell are you doing here?"
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alarming, but not surprising
Republicans run dogshit candidates because they are a dogshit political party that only attracts the losers and rejects of society
it should alarm you how shamelessly the right can concoct desperate conspiracies in an attempt to engineer better results for their dogshit candidates and how much of their base eats the slop up. terrifying prospect for consensus reality and a functioning society.
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Are we going to talk about Elon putting his hand on the scales of our midterms with this blatant misinformation?
Elon immediately suspended this account that showed Nick Sortor’s recorded call to the mental health facility was AI generated and is preventing community notes on the Sortor post.
It’s all hands on deck trying to make the fake Talarico story stick
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