Dragged into middle age kicking and screaming. I tweet about Army stuff, video games, and stuff I think is funny.

Fort Liberty, NC
Based in United States
Replying to @secretsqrl123
Worse? lol, lmao…
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Replying to @ClutchGrant
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How Ft Campbell voted
How Fort Bragg voted lmao
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How Fort Bragg voted lmao
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Replying to @LaylaRhiannon3
Gotchu
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Music for the drive to the polls
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Sex is cool but have you ever stood in line at MicroCenter while everyone in front of you discusses the criteria they used for their purchases in detail to the cashier while looking at their fucking shoes?
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Please, don’t tell Sam Altman that I’m such a selfish bastard…
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In the latest instance of “everything sucks now!” Google is making Google Earth a SaaS.
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Replying to @rArmyReddit
And what is this?
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I just started a job and understand why there was an opening…
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If you mention Kali Linux to Claude
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Man I’m deep in the trenches tracking these foxes…
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Me after roasting my daughter for her ice cold takes.
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Just a quick trip to ‘Tism Town
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Manager: “We’re like a family here!” Me:
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Only one fox sighting today and it wasn’t good enough to trigger an individual match.
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If anyone tells him I posted this I’ll deny it..
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Replying to @Asst_to_the_RM
88 bucks for the old 4Runner here
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Replying to @dmbkparker
Getting brutal out here
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Replying to @Pontifex_ln
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“Algorithmis humani deest favilla.”
Hac intellegentiae artificialis aetate, urgens fit humanam artem ab iis distinguere, quae machinis efficiuntur. Ars enim et ea, quae machina ex innumeris alienis imaginibus statisticae ope computationis generare potest, ontologice, prius etiam quam aesthetice, inter se differunt. Algorithmis humani deest favilla. Quapropter Ecclesia cum artificibus et humani cultus institutis foedus renovare cupit: foedus scilicet ad humanum custodiendum.
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STOP SLOPIFYING OUR HONORED DEAD. His picture was fine before you ran it through slop AI with a half-assed prompt. Yes, it’s actually a big deal. We show what we love and honor with the time and care we put into things. Unlike this engagement-farming crap.
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“Ok, I might have overreacted there…”
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At an end Red October is, and not short enough it was…
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Replying to @LaylaRhiannon3
Literally me reading your tweets.
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Sigh… alright I’ll look it up
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Only in NOVA
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Yep. Things are awesome.
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Replying to @EnWhySunny
Meanwhile in DC…
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Replying to @hugenatsfan
That was a hard couple of weeks, but the boys made us proud in the end
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You love to see it
this will sustain us for months
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No, it makes perfect sense here in bizarro world
Am I the only one who finds it weird they pushed the game up and not back based on the weather?
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If I see a Sleeper account pop up in my feed that’s an instant block.
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Block all Sleeper accounts
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Phillies are in the driver’s seat…
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lol I consider last night our World Series
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Opus 5.5 pulled the original Chicago Stock Exchange plans and cross-referenced Carnegie steel beam specs from the period to calculate the loads.
I had Claude Opus 5.5 build a model of the old Chicago stock exchange based on historical blueprints, floor plans and photographs.
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This, but unironically. #Natitude
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I had Claude Opus 5.5 build a model of the old Chicago stock exchange based on historical blueprints, floor plans and photographs.
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I like @edzitron’s work but it’s odd he keeps citing The Ninth Gate (1999) and even Frank Langella’s character by name like we’ve all seen it. No bro that’s just your streaming algorithm feeding you mid-tier Polanski.
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In the Army I used to call pistols “GOMOR Guns” because they only killed careers.
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Unironically me right now
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The Americal division also formed and activated on foreign soil, in 1942 on the French island of New Caledonia. The “American, New Caledonian Division” was later redesignated the 23rd infantry division. In 1967 the division was reactivated in Vietnam, also on foreign soil.
On Sept. 21, 1917, the #2ndInfantryDivision was officially constituted in the Regular Army. A month later, it formally organized in Bourmont, France, making it the only U.S. Army division formed on foreign soil.
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I had Claude Code create the game from those predatory bait and switch mobile game ads.
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About MLB in 2027….
The Dylan Crews breakout in 2027 is going to be generational
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Fantastic work, guys. Have a great weekend.
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I don’t want 11 different streaming services to watch sports
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Commuting to work like
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