Just FYI, peeps: If youāre verified and slide into my follows, Iāll follow back quicker than a cat spotting a goddamn laser pointer. But if youāre a knockoff Elon Musk hawking āfreeā Teslas (yeah, right, you cheap-ass fraud), a shady Chinese bot dropping fortune cookie spam in my DMās, or some crypto clown swearing Iāll be a billionaire by fucking breakfast, BAM! Blocked faster than you can say āscam sandwich,ā you pathetic shit stains. Donāt @ me unless youāre real, or Iāll destroy your timeline all to hell. šš«šØ