With all this talk about UFOs over Tehran, I’m beginning to wonder if the schemers have been watching my videos.
🚨BREAKING🚨
Israel has launched OPERATION MOSSAD MILKERS — using cutting-edge Project Bluebeam tech to beam a gigantic holographic Abigail Shapiro floating over Tehran, chest-first, in a last-ditch effort to demoralize the Iranian population.
It’s not working. Early reports indicate the giant glowing figure is mainly causing mass confusion and power outages across the city. Psychological warfare has never been this expensive… or this awkward.
Early reports suggest this was Ben Shapiros idea. This is not yet confirmed.