Zelensky: We urgently need another $27 billion. Otherwise, we simply won’t be able to save Europe from Putin-Hitler.
EU: Hold on. How about we first check where the money we already gave you went — and how this giant hole appeared in the first place?
Zelensky: Well… no need to get all investigative about it.
Joint communiqué, shortly afterwards: Turns out the money already provided is enough. The mysterious $26-billion black hole has miraculously healed itself. No funding gap. Nothing to see here.
Case closed. Please do not disturb the miracle.✨