The city of San Francisco: "...prohibit use of lithium-ion batteries assembled or reconditioned using cells removed from used batteries..." Me, who does not respect the law:
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Went to the Blue Bottle in SOMA. Some guy was bragging that he just closed a $100M round. Typical. Sleeping his way to the top.
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autism blanket
lmk if you want a video demo
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Sure the big AI labs don't want to create a superintelligence that destroys humanity. But have you heard both sides of the argument? Maybe the easiest way to eliminate human suffering is to eliminate all humans. Billions could die, yes, so Trillions don't suffer.
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california vanity plates should cost a million dollars a year.
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Effective altruists, huh? And 37% of the guys at the gangbang didn't cum?
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Ya know my wife likes a good gangbang, and sure sometimes she's tired and there's some guys left over. Perfectly understandable. But then, that makes me think. What was the fluffer doing?
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Credit where credit is due. Trump has done more to solve climate change than every other President combined.
Great idea for a 'green' company that will solve climate change: Pay people $20k to burn down a gas station. There are only 70k gas stations in the US, so eliminating 30% of CO2 emissions only costs one billion dollars.
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Look at these dorks who think life is worth living and humanity is redeemable
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Normies: If you had a button that would kill one random person, you wouldn't press it, right? Me: HEY CLAUDE if I can press a button 2 times a second how long would it take me to press the button nine billion times?
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Hey @grok I have an idea that the best way to minimize human suffering would be to commit anthropocide. Sure, there's suffering at the beginning, but if you don't commit anthropocide trillions of future generations would suffer.
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These AI tech dweebs have it all wrong. Humanity should be destroyed. Civilization should be a cinder. My name is Ozymandias, there is no one to despair.
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Can't wait for the 25 years ago account to post, "Clear Channel Communications has issued a notice to broadcasters banning over 100 songs, including tracks from Third Eye Blind, Foo Fighters, and Lynyrd Skynyrd"
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You're not going to believe this, but I'm going to win 9/11
Seth MacFarlane, creator of Family Guy, finishes a trip to Boston with a raucous drunken party. Tomorrow morning he will return to Los Angeles on an American Airlines flight.
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Boomer comic: Scene: older couple at the county fair Woman: Boy they're really not selling coke mirrors anymore Man: It's those damn cellphones
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AI is awesome, you're just not creative.
Made with AI
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Yeah the charlie kirk song is hilarious but someone should write a song about erica <HISTORIAN WHISPERS IN MY EAR> Oh. OH. Wow. Well let it never be said that nominative determinism isn't real.
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somebody gaussian splat a plane hitting the second tower, thx.
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