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This really is almost mythological in its aspect. Clavicular achieved fame and riches for the extreme measures he took to be beautiful, only to undo his beauty with the new measures his success afforded.
It's almost Greek, the story of how Claviculus became chopped.
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The defense calls its next witness to the stand, AI Foghorn Leghorn.
I say I say, I may just be a simple country lawyer but I reckon if you convict this innocent junebug, you're as crazy as an outhouse rat.
Objection!
Overruled. Just because he isn't used to our big city ways?
An Arizona man convicted of killing a road-rage victim will be resentenced after an AI-generated video of the victim forgiving him was improperly used during sentencing.
The initial judge said he felt that the AI-generated depiction of the victim portrayed “genuine forgiveness.”
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I was just thinking yesterday about how the Ann Widdecombe story seemed to disappear ever since it became obvious what her killer's motivations were.
BBC reality: Far-right “Sons of Albion” kidnap Muslim student and behead him.
Reality reality: Disgusting fat dysgenic leftist breaks into house of elderly conservative woman and hacks her to death.
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Gamers and gingers are being hunted for sport in the street. Someone made the Torment Nexus and published it as a GitHub repo. France is burning, and it isn't the French this time. The West is falling, the harbinger aproacheth the door.
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I’m not sure there’s another example in history of this type of thing, where people just kind of quietly surrender to a swath of loosely associated retarded poor people who are setting them on fire while the people they’re attacking give them unlimited free money ???
Young second and third-generation migrants film a French firefighter after setting him on fire during the school protests in Bordeaux
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showing this picture to the guy at the dispensary like he's my barber
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Today is October 1st time to get your Soyjak-O-Lanterns ready!
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I can't believe we're doing another full-fledged college rape moral panic.
Duke Lacrosse was in 2006, the Rolling Stone scandal was early in the moral panic that went from 2014-2016, and now we have this in 2026. They happen like clockwork mid-decade.
1,200 sexual assault cases were filed at Cornell from 2018 to 2024. Most of those found responsible received minor sanctions that allowed them to remain on campus, such as probation or training. Only 7 ended in expulsion or dismissal.
usatoday.com/story/news/nati…
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I didn't know the LSAT's basically the CARS section of the MCAT. Reading comprehension and logical reasoning questions based on self-contained passages.
My niche academic flex is that I've never gotten a CARS practice question wrong, so now I'm curious how I'd do on the LSAT.
My favorite two posts on here might be the one where a history PhD took the LSAT and said it was too right-wing to pass, and another when someone said its fully self-contained question were unsolvable without outside info.
THIS was the "right-wing" question lol:
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you ok, babe? you’ve barely touched your Mr. Beast’s Feastables Liquid Death Peanut Butter Cup Soda-Flavored Sparkling Water
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Imagine a guy in a fedora and transition lenses, who’s also part of a “vegan rationalist polycule” in SF, starts breathlessly ranting to you about how AI is going to destroy humanity.
That’s literally what’s happening… act accordingly.
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Bro please for the love of God let me geoblock these third world LLM slop accounts, it's agony being confronted with them every day.
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