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I'm at my folks house and there's a break in the conversation then Fox news in the background starts talking about that fucking Cornell rape case.
Ketamine dick, Anal..
I'm the victim here.
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"This probably isn't the right time but I knocked up the daughter of that muslim cleric that lives at the end of our street"
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Saw this and instantly thought about when Locke caused this with his incessant delivery bullshit. It cut off the only way in-between two decent sized towns. The only other way around took like over an hour. He felt so bad for the driver but we were laughing about it
JUST IN: DoorDash customer collects dinner from a car crash scene after his delivery driver was involved in an accident.
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Look, i hate to ask but honestly I could really use some help and I don't know where else to turn and since it sounds like you might have a checking account can I borrow 70 thousand dollars?
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Nice, mail me some of the money you make there preferably in the form of dimes.
I hope you really love it
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The deep state doesn't want you to know this but you can just balance a lighter on her head
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Bury burnt chicken bones in your enemies yards and keep a goat knuckle in your pocket. You should be right as rain after that
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It's cool how easy everything becomes when you can get in the right headspace. I have to really work at it but at least these days I know that's the goal
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I didn't have time for all that bougie power windows nonsense. I operated one of these like a real man
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I like all of them but yeah those were really cool. You could get one with a v8 in the fourth generation. I've had a lot of cars and that basic truck is the only one I get emotional about. I miss driving a 5 speed.
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Here's a picture i made of tyrone dressed as Napoleon that I found in my camera roll and i can't remember why I made it
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Was sitting here going through some pictures and found one i took of my Toyota. I had this and a 300zx and I'd let anyone drive that 300zx. I wouldn't let anybody drive my truck that'd be like asking to borrow my underwear
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