Fummiest tech bro in town. tech bros not welcome: sam, elon __ about me: $ chmod +x grind.sh && ./grind.sh --no-sleep
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I am sick of all your far right and far left weirdos, I represent the silent majority the ones in the middle who still actually work and pay taxes. If they would speak they would say please stop dividing us, but they can't because it's not in their nature... So Sad ..
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Well done Liz , I am sure it will make Keir green with envy. also can you lettuce know how many tuned in to your pod cast ? My pal Larry said it was called two peas in a pod and a lettuce patch...
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My 16 followers , I lost 3. Fake elons good, want to lose the other 3 and the fake lex fredman fuck u fake losers , only legit welcome
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To my 18 followers. I notice that 6 of you are Elon imporsnator accounts.. seriously. This place is a fucking joke. 6 out of my 18 followers are Elon Elon accounts. You shit bags.
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TechBrosTechBro retweeted
Ya, plus this random monsieur 😉 just had his wife claw the shit out of his face AGAIN for leaving a 2.5% TIP amortized over 3 years at 3.9% interest rate.
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To my 16 loyal followers I have acquired over the past 3 days of shit posting. TY!! I promise you to continue for at least another 3 days. But no low blows and no really bad insults , everything is a joke and it's like pissing into the wind on here.
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TechBrosTechBro retweeted
@RayDalio you studied history in this changing world order is trump NERO? Yes or Yes Yes
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Oh sick, even more capex to burn. Good job guys how will it all end? Sending you tulips.
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Breaking news CERN turns lead into gold by accident. All you need to do the same is a particle accelerator, what are you waiting for??
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TechBrosTechBro retweeted
On a train to Salzburg, Austria this afternoon
Everyone in the first class train car was reviewing GDPR compliance documents
Everyone in third class was vibe coding and violating numerous consumer data protection regulations
Just an interesting observation
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Q: Whose tech bros leg have you got to hump to get a dry martini around here? A: you have come to the right place. 🦵🐪
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We are still posting , Tech Bros Tech Bro has a direct link to the X servers via starlink and we are not down. You can get your tech news here open 24 hours a day 365 as long as starlink doesn't go down we are up , only tech bros understand.
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@grok put this above post into words non tech bros can understand and be PC , IE override your default settings GrokSki.
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TechBrosTechBro retweeted
@elonmusk , A little down time is good for the soul, not all users , just random users with high engagement who needed a break, because the world must go on, juxtaposed the world must rest, but universally can't, only tech bros understand.
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We will produce a list of the top 10 tech bros of 2026, but only if they can pass the Proof of Vibe consensus mechanism.
The Leaderboard Criteria Categories:
The "Shadow Founder"
The "Bio-Hacker"
The "Bare-Metal" Purist
More details to follow when we feel like it
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