Last year's tech bros advice:
while [ $CASH_BURN -lt $SERIES_B ]; do
pivoting_to_ai --force
done
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This year's :
while [ $CASH_BURN -lt $SERIES_B ]; do
./run_lip_sync_model.sh --vocal-track="Ashlee Simpson"
done
Last year's tech startup advice: Keep shifting your business to AI until you run out of funding from your next investment round.
This year's: Keep faking performances using AI lip-sync tools, like that infamous Ashlee Simpson incident on TV. (It's a joke on trends in tech hype.)
