Posted on LinkedIn few minutes ago, my behance and pinterest next. Made these this week, just rough ideas in my head lately that I finally found time to illustrate.
I'll make some more, plenty more ideas to be implemented. @flyairpeace @ibomairlines @pepsi @CocaCola
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FOR SALE
New direct brief 2 units 4 Bedroom Fully Detached Duplex + BQ with 24hour
police protection in Thomas Estate, Ajah, Lagos State.
C of O document
Price: 180M each.
Features include:
▪️spacious
▪️BQ
▪️Diner
▪️Fully tiled
▪️POP
▪️guest toilet
▪️kitchen cabinets
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Thank God for my life, another year to be bigger, better and wiser.
Happy birthday, mpa!
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Just finished a task I started 2 hours ago in 2025, I do inter-annual tasks now.
Fun fact: I'm getting paid thereby making me the first to get a paycheck in 2026.
Happy new year frens
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Me as a child looking at the barber to see his reaction after his clipper exposed some ringworm on my scalp
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Me racing to earn that senior engineer certification after I was a copywriter in the company 2 weeks back
I watched Zootopia 2 with my kids yesterday.
While they were cheering for the bunny and the snake, I was mesmerized by the urban planning.
In the movie, the mice have tiny vehicles. The giraffes have massive kiosks. The hippos have water channels.
They don’t build "One Size Fits All." They build "Right-Sized Infrastructure."
It hit me like a ton of bricks.
In my company, we are failing at this. We are committing the sin of Hardware Equity.
We give the same $3,000 MacBook Pro M3 to our Senior AI Engineer (The Elephant) as we do to the Junior Copywriter (The Mouse).
The Engineer uses 100% of the CPU. The Copywriter uses Chrome and Spotify.
Giving a "Mouse" employee an "Elephant" laptop isn't generosity. It’s Capital Expenditure malpractice.
So this morning, I launched "Operation Zootopia."
I ran a script to audit CPU utilization across the company.
If your average daily CPU usage is under 10%, you are classified as a "Rodent Tier User."
I confiscated 40 MacBooks from the Marketing and HR departments.
I replaced them with refurbished Chromebooks and 2nd Gen iPads.
They were furious. They asked, "How am I supposed to work on this?"
I told them what the movie taught me: "You don't build a highway for a hamster. You build a tube."
We recovered $120,000 in hardware assets in one morning.
Stop giving Ferraris to people who only drive to the grocery store.
Nature doesn’t waste resources. Neither should IT.
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Haven't had a decent sleep for 6 days now but I'm happy to announce to you all that we've come to the end of that era
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Liverpool vs Manchester United Match Design.
You see the 3 prongs of the pitchfork held by Bruno Fernandes going into the liver bird hot hot abi? There, you have my prediction🙂
Ps: I know my club Man United is up to the task GG boys
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