sr eng @twitch. owner @fossabot. opinions my own.

London, United Kingdom
Okay everyone say it with me again STOP SENDING YOUR DB TRAFFIC OVER THE PUBLIC NET good lord the amount of people who don’t know that planetscale literally offer privatelinks is astounding
"Where the hell is this latency coming from" Apparently half our servers/db are in a different part of the country Anyways, we just reduced latency by 300ms
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I don’t care how fast your db provider is, it’s literally pointless if you have to talk to it over the public net lmao
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i heard people saying astra is hit or miss but i swear sol is equally stupid in some of my sessions like brother i told you to look at the failing build in the pr twice 😭 just go and fix it
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Opus 5.5 is wild. Most prior models still needed me to babysit setting up new prod services, this thing is constantly one shotting them perfectly with tiny prompts
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Aiden retweeted
🚀 $(x) support is now available as a variable: letting you send your latest post on X into chat! See the docs for more: docs.fossa.bot/variables/x
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Aiden retweeted
📢 We've updated our Emotes filter to now support Emoji! 👀 🔥 A long overdue feature - Fossabot can now count emojis when filtering emotes! Available now at fossabot.com! 💙
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One of the coolest spam prevention tools I've added in a while tbh I know way too much about unicode now, fonts and how browsers approach text wrapping and I hate it
📢 Introducing: Message estimated height filter! 🔥 Filter messages in @Twitch, @Kick and @YouTube live chats based on our algorithm that tries to accurately estimate the height of a message in native chats - preventing a message from taking up too much vertical space. 🧵
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i love astra
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People have backend p99’s that are 647ms what Also 87 still feels kinda high? What’s going on? Does this service have dependency traffic going over the public net or something 😭😭😭
Another Golang migration (from Typescript). Rolling out in the next few days. @resend is getting faster
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I don’t really get the outrage. I’m left handed and I’ve always used my right hand to hit the lock button anyways? And for holding I usually use a bit of both? This is honestly fine imo
I was today years old when I learned that left handed people don’t have a right hand.
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How do I make t3 code not open the fucking sidebar when I click “View PR” I don’t want that view just take me to GitHub man 😭
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what the fuck is the Spanish kfc socials team on
52 bomboclat puswagon chicken nuggets
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someone help me figure out how to expense this new phone
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The amount of people who took me trolling Theo seriously is genuinely concerning
He’s right I inherited a Theo codebase at work and I too don’t understand what the fuck is going on in there
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He’s right I inherited a Theo codebase at work and I too don’t understand what the fuck is going on in there
If you understand your whole codebase, the codebase isn't that important. Real software is larger than what your brain can comprehend.
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Yes and it’s because software engineering is not real engineering It’s a stupid title we gave ourselves and now it’s the standard Unironically the “technical staff” shit ai companies are doing at least feels more accurate
Is software development the only “engineering” profession that advocates for not understanding the medium they build with? Would we accept a civil eng saying they didn’t need to know the properties of concrete? Or a mech eng who said they didn’t need to know how engines work?
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Maybe it’s time to stream for the first time in.. a long time
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Not enough people comprehend just how wild AWS’ networking stack is It’s so insane to me that I provision VPCs and networking resources and not once do I really think about half the shit that comes with real networks, including metering and hardware limits It just works
AWS flat-rate networking future: "We know customers do not like rate-based network charges because it’s hard to predict their cost, which is why we are moving towards flat-rate pricing for new network products." theregister.com/networks/202…
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One of the best parts is that they don’t put too much magic on the parts you should really think carefully about Yeah scaling ALBs is annoying for spikes but they’re also real servers and you should understand what your capabilities are imo
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