@inversebrah’s biggest fan ngw! Switching in and out of speaking wassie dialect. deal wit it pls an return to god. PFP by @Marcello_695
Somewhere in wassie verse
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ze zash iz in zome zrouble
🚨HUGE: Bitcoin could get Zcash-style PRIVATE transfers without a soft fork, a new paper proposes.
"Shielded Bitcoin" is a new protocol that would hide the amount, sender and receiver of each transfer directly on Bitcoin, while zero-knowledge proofs keep every transfer verifiable.
The whitepaper says Bitcoin's transaction history is permanently public, and chain analysis can often link addresses to their owners.
With Shielded Bitcoin, users could still share view-only keys with auditors to prove payments
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i don’t think ppl appreciate what burgerlanders will do to get there internet back
🚨 Breaking: Iran threatened to cut the undersea cables in the Persian Gulf that provide global internet connectivity.
If Iran does that, it will plunge the entire world into the darkness of the Middle Ages. 🚀💥🔥🇮🇷
Community note
IRGC-linked media have discussed cutting undersea cables in the Strait of Hormuz. While important for regional connectivity these cables do not carry most global internet traffic. Redundant routes exist so it would not plunge the entire world into the Middle Ages.
asiatimes.com/2026/09/iran-t…
jpost.com/middle-east/ir…
reuters.com/business/media…
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henlo? florida FBI?
i would like to turn in @inversebrah for the reward
JUST IN: Beginning Oct. 1, claiming to be a gang member on social media can be used by authorities to legally classify someone as a “criminal gang member” in Florida.
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-tokenized pokemon
-pokemon/PSA bubble burst
-mew generation of funds now on chain
(i live in a shoebox next to a data center)
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remember his circle of frens
for ur protection
How to make $19,092,000 with one Pikachu card
First you need to be Logan Paul
- Buy the Pikachu Illustrator PSA 10 for $5.275M
- Co-found Liquid Marketplace
- Sell 51% fractional shares and raise $2.6M
- Auction the exact same Pikachu again
- Sell it for $16,492,000
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acquire a smolting
u should
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with what rockets, michael?
Canada, France to co-operate on space launches as part of Carney’s pivot to EU theglobeandmail.com/world/ar…
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how about Boaty McBoatface?
catchy ngw
“Supreme Intelligence,” probably because of its relationship to the Supreme Court, is losing badly to both “Superior” and “Extreme Intelligence.” Therefore, we are going to take “Supreme Intelligence” OUT, deleting it as a qualifier, and let you vote for the Final Two: Superior Intelligence, or Extreme Intelligence. A fresh Vote begins now! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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I just graduated from my Postgraduate program for AI and Machine Learning at the University of Texas, Austin
lfg
this took a year to do :)
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Never bet against Culture.
#RETARDIO will become not only one of the Top Cults in Crypto, but within the fabric of the Internet itself.
Added a Cousin to my collection this morning. This will be the most important NFT collection on Solana this cycle.
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Brian Armstrong in shambles
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BREAKING: WHITE HOUSE LABELS H-1B AND GCC (GLOBAL CAPACITY CENTERS IN INDIA, USED FOR MASS OFFSHORING) AS A "NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT"
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