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The Raljon Commanders iykyk
I hate that I'm even doing this because it's so ignorant, but fine.
If the Bears are the "Indiana Bears" then...
Arlington Cowboys
New Jersey Giants
New Jersey Jets
Orchard Park Bills
Landover Commanders
Inglewood Chargers
Inglewood Rams
Santa Clara 49ers
Paradise Raiders
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For you, @scorebook_bob
FUN THREAD: I work at an assisted-living facility. About a month ago, I was talking with a 90-year-old resident about baseball, and he was telling me about the first game he ever went to. He couldn't remember the date, but he remembered enough details that I was able to find it.
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Someone please get @jonwaltonpxp some honey lemon ginger tea. #ALLCAPS
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Coach 'em up, Halpy!
Not ideal circumstances but @LittleCapitals alum and Potomac, MD, native Jeff Halpern will be the lead voice behind the bench tonight for the Lightning
Halpern, who also captained the #Caps during Ovechkin’s rookie season, is now in his eighth season as a Lightning assistant
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"Scoooorrre!" A @JoeBpXp @Capitals goal call was part of the soundtrack for this Canadian ice dancing pair today at #SkateAmerica
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Ovi's NIL game is very strong.
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RT @NavyYardNats: 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁 to be 𝟭 of 𝟮 𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗦 of a 2019 World Series ball signed by closer 𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗘𝗟 𝗛𝗨𝗗𝗦𝗢𝗡 🔥
Follow @NavyYardNats to
𝙙𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚…
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Emily Bennett retweeted
This bird could be yours‼️
RT for a chance to win
(18+) Rules/Eligibility ➡️ Link in bio
ALT Retweet to win a new Capitals third jersey.
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Today is July 27, 2025. Please join me in a toast to Brenda and Eddie, the popular steadies, on the occasion of their 50th wedding anniversary. Sadly it didn't last, but we are reliably told they both found a way to survive. @billyjoel
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*Post* that W, admin!!! JellyCaps rizz is immaculate. #ALLCAPS
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Congrats to Edmonton and Florida. One of these teams will be able to lift Lord Happy Gilmore 2's Cup later this month. Boo once again to the @NHL for using only virtual on-ice branding FOR ITS MOST IMPORTANT MONTH OF THE SEASON. Welcome hockey-curious visitors, it's Wednesday!
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Our 2024-25 season comes to a close in Game 7 at home with a final score of 0-2. Despite a hard-fought battle, the Solar Bears take the series 4–3.
Thank you to our fans, our partners, and everyone who made this season special. We’ll be back — see you in the fall, Stingrays fans.
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That’s Cristall’s 16th goal of the postseason and Catton’s 25th assist! With the point, Berk ties Jason Podollan for the most points by a Chief in a playoff run with 33!
#GoChiefsGo | #WHLPlayoffs
BC ➡️ AC ➡️ GOAL 3️⃣
Another game-tying goal by Andrew Cristall makes this one 3-3 at 11:22 in the second.
#GoChiefsGo | #WHLPlayoffs | #FeedingTheFuture
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When Dale Hunter retired, the @Capitals presented him with one of the penalty boxes from the old Capital Center arena. It is going to be awkward when they have to jackhammer out the left-hand circle for Ovi. @domluszczyszyn
Alex Ovechkin’s secret to becoming NHL’s all-time goals leader?
It's not so secret — it's his office, writes @domluszczyszyn.
It's only fitting that's where goal No. 895 was scored ⤵️
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