Hi der! I's Scout n I's a Beagle Princess. My's Brofur is Ranger n hims jus a Boyo. Follow us fur funners, adventures, jokes, n general shenanigans!
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Da Beagle Mommy Lady sayed hers gonna watch da Huskers football game. I dunno pals, last time I watched it dey only kicked da ball a pawful a times. It oughta be called throwball or runball or tackelball or sumptin' more accurately descriptional. Pfft. Football muh fuzzy butt.
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So der I was, doin' a walkies wiff a bit a snooferin', when all a sudden dis walnut tree threw a green walnut at me. I got no idea why, I didn't even pee on dat tree. Pawsonally, I think it was jus nuts.
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Why is youse tryin' ta poison me's, Beagle Daddy? I's thought youse luved me's. Eat dat thing? No. Hekkin. Way.
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In case y'all's wonderin', I doin' a supervisionals a da Beagle Daddy Guy makin' a salami n cheesers sammich. One must make sure it's done right, otherwise da flavors get all discombobulated.
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Pals! Guess what! I's found my's very firstest Twitter Tweet!
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Dang it's, Ranger! Always wiff da ear lickers! Pfft.
Where ya goin', Scout? Come on, it's a luvs thing.
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Miffed wiff da Beagle Daddy Guy. Hims been laying down on da job wiff muh social media. Hims also been a spoil sport wiff muh bark park time. Always gots excuses. Too hot, too muddy, gettin' dark, too early, too tired. Pfft. 5 yrs a trainin' dat guy all down da drain. I call🐂 💩
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Um, Beagle Daddy Guy, ya might wanna look up. Der might be a spider floatin' down right above y'all's head. Either day or it's one a dohz alien bugs like what we saw in dat Lost in Space movie last night.
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Lola's Rescue Coop is the best rescue I know of. They help some of the ones that'd have no hope otherwise. Every dime donated goes to the dogs. Sending food, cleaning supplies, toys, etc is also accepted n appreciated. Thank you in advance for helping when and where you are able
Want to help some puppies this week?
Winnie & her 6 pups are out of the rock cave & at our vet ♥️.
rescuecoop.org/donate
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So many dogs end up in shelters for lack of training. Max's mom is smart enough to ask for help for him. If you can, would you help to get Max training all dogs need so he doesn't become one of the many that end up wondering were their human went.
Please don't forget Max and his need for more knowledgeable training than I can give him.
I could use your help with my fundraiser on GoFundMe. Please share, support, or donate—every small action counts. gofundme.com/f/help-max-get-…
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Everybuddy in der favorite spots.
Seems a bit 'spicous why we need a big jar a hot banana peppers. I's doubt dey taste like bananas.
Beagle Daddy's foot treatment thing seems ta be helpin' da neuropathy stuff in hims feets. Yay, more walkies!
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No movie snackerals? So da VetLady sayed I gotta lose a couple a pounds. Da DocGuy sayed y'all gotta lose 30lbs, Beagle Daddy Guy, but I don't see ya sayin' no ta da snackerals. Hypocrite much, ol' man?
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