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Y'all if something happens to me and my wife gets on here spouting some nonsense that you know isn't true, fucking eviscerate her.
This is not about my wife
This is a subtweet
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Dear @ginacarano
Please help @AverageSizeAndy get his account back. He liked your weigh in against Ronda so much he bought a woman’s bikini bottom and wore it to take a picture. We’re all very glad he wasn’t posing in a forward direction.
Dear @BuceesUSA
Please help @AverageSizeAndy get his account back. He liked your store so much he bought a woman’s bikini bottom from there and wore it to take a picture. We’re all very glad he wasn’t posing in a forward direction. If he gets unsuspended, perhaps he’ll purchase men’s items from you too.
Thanks,
Dominie
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Thanks to @s3igu2 it's back up and running. Just in time for @texageddon
New trip bar feels way more beefy.
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Sunday activities
And yes I'm intimately aware of the joke that is SDI. Intimately. But I always dreamed of having a useless degree 😏
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Wendussy retweeted
I work hard for my family and am creating a legacy where every generation does better than the one before it. I’m teaching my children to do the same. Sometimes that means challenging them, sometimes that means rewarding them. It always means keeping it in the family.
I’ll buy my son a brand new car that he is comfortable driving and feels safe in because I can, because I love him and want him to be safe, and because he’s earned it by being a good student and more importantly a good human being.
Imagine quote tweeting on what someone else chooses to do for their own children. Fucking loser.
So weird to me.
If I wanted a car as a teenager, I found it and paid for it. Never from a dealer or with any test drives.
My dad was only there to drive me and make sure I wasn't getting ripped off.
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It's not tariff money dipshit. They didn't collect near enough to pay out that much money.
I’ll take $5,000 dollars over socialism.
It’s not a hard choice.
Vote RED!
Community note
Opposing socialism on ideological grounds while simultaneously advocating for government-issued "free money" represents a contradiction, as state-funded monetary benefits are a form of public resource distribution rather than free-market capitalism.
britannica.com/money/socialism
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Just found this from some things back in 2010. Yes, that's yearly pay. So the next time someone wants to pop off about benefits and VA disability, kindly suck the wettest fart out of my ass.
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Lol starting over
Fuck premium, we SHITPOASTING for free since @Support are a bunch of homos
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