Neighborhood Cryptid@WhimsyVendor

36. I post whimsy. I will do anything for you if you bring me crab Rangoon. Voice Actor, DM for custom audio.

 In your woods
Joined July 2023
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Neighborhood Cryptid@WhimsyVendor
Jul 12
*Count Orlok voice* jorking my shit, crazy style
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tara@weirdotara_
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yeah it is
Pop Base
@PopBase
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Today is National Nut Day.
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It's grapefruit flavored that instantly makes it the superior choice to lemon-lime, which is boring and overdone Also the southeast only just GOT Squirt a few years ago so it's still new to us
hi friend@neveragain11113
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who is actually drinking squirt
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🌱Rhydon 🍄@DJ_MammothMusic
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All my homies hate Vivek.
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dotflare@dotflare3
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May the lord please bless me as I int for yellow walker amen
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Hexer@Hexerxxx
Oct 21
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chai 🐈🧶@chaicatte
Oct 21
the masses demand more rabies ronnie #deadlock
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Are we circling back to electro shock therapy?
perfect angel@girl__virus
Oct 21
i could survive the electric chair . i think the electric currents through my brain might actually make me normal
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I dont mean to alarm you,
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soojin 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯@tofuu_cat
Oct 21
“you better not be cunty abrams when i get to yellow lane” me as fuck:
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🏴based opossum🏴🚬@CrustPunk161
Oct 21
Dictionary trying to dox me by putting my picture next to the definition of "built different"
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sage@spherection
Oct 21
father grandier walking back to the church after knocking up your daughter and publicly humiliating you with only his roguish charm and a deceased crocodile
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I got 99 problems And they're all luftballoons
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Sɱσƙҽყ ‧₊˚ ☽@LifeIsSmokey
Oct 20
first watch: happy death day (2017) w/ my mom 🖤
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🌙moon goblin✨@jasminedarling
Oct 20
goodmorning! it’s chewsday, innit!?
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Thiago #VOTENURSE@nellpainzete
Oct 20
PODE VIR QUERIDA SUA HORA ESTÁ CHEGANDO
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Yuri Haze 🔜MCM LDN@haze_OSIC
Oct 20
this my 12th tuberculosis vaccine this week 😭✌️
sorokor@sorocore
Oct 20
And the best for last... NURSE HARROW!!!!!
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HinaBoBina 🤡🎉 ヒナ～
@HinaBoBinaVT
Oct 20
WHILE YOU VOTED FOR THE RAT KING, I WAS COMMITTING MEDICAL MALPRACTICE WHILE YOU VOTED FOR BABA, I WAS ACTIVE WET NURSE TO THE NEW YORK ELITES WHILE YOU VOTED FOR SOLOMON, I WAS GETTING FREAKY WITH LADY GEIST WHILE YOU VOTED FOR DANNY, I WAS COMMITTING INSURANCE FRAUD WHILE YOU VOTED FOR VIOLET, I WAS PRESCRIBING OPIOIDS WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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⛧ sal 🔞@gay4billy
Oct 20
rabies ronnie mentioned
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Dead Air
@DeadlockAir
Oct 20
🩸 Nurse Harrow Hero Portraits!
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