This Simpsons joke about Catholic v Protestant heaven is welded into my brain, especially because in the narrative of the show Catholic heaven is meant to be undesirable despite Christ himself preferring it

Liberal mass immigration has contributed to depressed wages, high rents, and massive healthcare wait times. Conservatives will remove non-citizens who have no legal right to be here.  Conservatives will sharply cut immigration so we can hire, train and house Canadians first.

What it’s like for my followers to find out I’m not a homosexual…

That's partially why they're so invested in the Kamloops 215 hoax. They were *pissed* we never had slavery or segregation or Indian wars, and this was their chance to have some atrocity to call their own.

When you have unofficial public policy positions that housing prices are never allowed to go down and seniors’ entitlements are never allowed to be reformed you’re basically just buying time until the whole thing goes up in flames.

"Europe will be destroyed by women who project onto those animals the motherhood that belonged to the children they aborted."

Age yourself by naming the World Series champions the year you started following baseball. Blue Jays for me

.@DataRepublican was working on a project revealing how shadowy intel community members were secretly working to undermine our elections and they just…….tweeted it out

Another realization from paternity leave: Caring for an infant requires TREMENDOUS patience. I would NEVER trust strangers at daycare to have this much patience. Ever.

Hear me out: shut up.

Please be real, please be real, please be real..............

Is this confirmed

The BBC really should not have let people know that by not paying your TV license you can get journalists fired.

Dear @IDF ....

la borsettina per fingere di protestare accompagnata dai marocchini mio video preferito del giorno

🚨 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF AMERICA, THE MOMENT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! The @WNBA has officially responded! IS THE #WNBA TRANSPHOBIC? Apparently, the WNBA still can’t define what a WOMAN is, but they’re absolutely certain they know what a MAN is! How convenient! WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert has declared that I am a man. Who gave her the authority to decide who I am? Who gets to define my identity? And how can the WNBA determine who is a man without explaining what qualifies someone as a woman? Is the WNBA denying people the right to define their own gender identity? You can’t have it both ways! America, read this letter for yourselves. THE WNBA HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!

Paternity leave has given me some perspective on being a stay at home mom and……what the Hell was the issue with this?! This is AWESOME! Why in the world would women rather go to work than hang out with their frikking babies all day?!

Taking down corrupt Krasner is the first of many Soros-related dominos that need to fall.

How stupid must a high school kid be to think he's smarter & more knowledgeable than Lovie " He coached the Chicago Bears" Smith. Absolute stupidity, That kid is a pigeon playing chess.

Toronto literally did the same thing last year 3 True outcome baseball is dead, The Eugenio Suárez type player will be role player, at best, pinch hitter, at worst, on championship level teams in the playoffs.