High school librarian with a penchant for all things magic, Jeff Goldblum, Thor, & horror. She/her. Choose a worthy story.🕯📚

Outside of Charm City
Boss: "Are you busy?" Me: --closes tab with price comparisons on device that allows my dog to text me-- "No, not particularly."
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the moon could never be disappointed in you. the moon carried you in her cradle before you were born, and will continue to hold you long after you pass.
does the moon know I’m trying my best or is she also disappointed in me
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RT @Brahmonaut: The best entry on Petrov is in encyclopedia Brittanica which says, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren a…
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why don't men solve their loneliness crisis by just adopting a cat?
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Sending a really supportive hug to everyone being wildly triggered by this Cornell story right now.
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FIRST LOOK AT RACHEL WEISZ FILMING FOR THE MUMMY 4!
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That’s because our state governor is far less embarrassing than the President.
On a group tour and the guide asks everyone where they’re from, absolutely everyone says the name of the country they’re from except the Americans who say their state ????????????
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(I know that isn’t OP’s point but still.)
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However, this does remind me of the Dane I met in Amsterdam airport who was very excited to tell me how much he hated the Maryland flag.
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The remains of a Maryland military service member who was unidentified for decades after he was killed at Pearl Harbor during World War II were welcomed home Thursday, Sept. 24, at Baltimore-Washington Thurgood Marshall International Airport. The remains of U.S. Army Pfc. Owen Norris, of Marriottsville, Maryland, were formally identified on July 7, 2026. Norris will be buried Saturday at West Liberty United Methodist Church Cemetery in Marriottsville. Norris was 26 years old when he was killed along with more than 100 other service members in an explosion and subsequent fires during the West Loch Disaster at Pearl Harbor on May 21, 1944.
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Shania Law
Lmao they said Mamdani will bring Sharia law to NYC and all we got was line dancing at Bryant Park
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Three Native women could make history this November: Peggy Flanagan could be the first Native woman in the U.S. Senate. Deb Haaland could be the first Native woman governor. Mary Peltola could flip Alaska blue. Which race are you watching? Drop in the comments.
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Someone theorized that the new songs are a way for her to help Travis earn the money he lost in that scam back, and I can’t help but partially believe it.
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Seems like there are a lot of crimes being conducted by AI companies tonight. The word “rogue” is the language the AI titans want you to use. Don’t buy it. They own this. I wrote last week for @theatlantic about crimes against the human species.
“The rapid development of AI has caused widespread speculation about what will happen when the technology “goes rogue.” This metaphor should be retired, because it implies that the companies and individuals that build and deploy these models aren’t culpable for building products that are supposedly too smart to control.”
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Ask yourself whose interests it serves to undermine the basic critical reasoning skills of the population.
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang questions whether some of the learning fundamentals are still relevant “Basic math is being forgotten. Does it matter? I don't think it does.”
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No DERRY GIRLS, and COMMUNITY being so low is a travesty.
500 influential stars, showrunners and other notable names in the world of TV vote for The 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century for @nytimes. (nytimes.com/interactive/2026…)
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Oh my god, and no Bob’s Burgers? Be so for real right now.
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NO WALKING DEAD, EITHER.
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'The Israelis are worse than the Nazis, at least the Nazis has the decency to try and hide what they are doing. The Israelis boast about it. It's demonically evil.' - Jewish actor Wallace Shawn doesn't mince words. ft @kthalps @KatieHalperShow
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I’m very transparent with my kids about the selection process for books and materials, including what some adults may challenge. It makes for interesting discussions, and today was no exception.
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Me, aghast and exasperated: That’s a good SAT word. Him: I learned it from (he said a book but I cannot remember which one now.) Him: Wait. Him: WHAT THE COITUS! Him: [grinning like a madman] Him: You know, instead of the f-word!
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I mean, I guess that’s following my no cursing norm? Can’t wait to explain to our principal why teenagers are yelling WHAT THE COITUS in the library one day soon. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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