The bible should be one piece of paper, and on that sheet of paper it should say โtry not to be a cuntโ if you can do that, youโre a good person. Jim Jefferies.
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I genuinely feared the worst when this goal went in. Well done to everyone in green (and pink) today. Thoroughly deserved victory over the 90 minutes.
Hearts take an early lead through Braga.
โฅ๏ธ 1-0 ๐ฅฌ | 4' | #PremierSportsCup
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Says it as it is.
โSilly Cunt chip inside his head
Has switched to overloadโฆโ
Revisiting the moment when Bob Geldoff absolutely destroyed Russell Brand on stage while Brand had to stand there and take it
Joyful ๐
Community note
For context; this happened at the NME 2006 Awards. Earlier that year Russell Brand had "dated" Bob Geldof's daughter Peaches.
Peaches was 16 at the time.
Russell Brand was 31.
nme.com/nme-awards/awaโฆ
yahoo.com/entertainment/โฆ
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Was this the season they mita won the league and they mita won the cup?
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I vaguely remember watching this at the time and thinking to myself what the hell are the singer and โdancerโ doing? But, boy was it good.
Tony Wilson introducing the Happy Mondays on The Other Side of Midnight, Manchester 4th September 1988. teeing up a band who were about to flip the entire scene on its head.
Madchester energy, attitude and danger live, loud and unfiltered.
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Myself, my son and two mates are headed to the semi on Sunday. Iโve bought 4 seats together, if youโre in any of our seats, youโll be asked politely to move. The reason people buy seats together is so they can sit together.
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My air fryer broke down on Tuesday and is off to air fryer heaven, my son (forever an arsehole) decides to go down a predicted route over WhatsApp.
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Have you seen any top epl sides teams playing the league cup and fa cup?
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UEFA has confirmed it will take no disciplinary action against Paris Saint-Germain for resting players in Ligue 1 matches ahead of Champions League fixtures.
The governing body stated that the players in question were officially declared injured during the periods they were unavailable, and that no existing regulation requires a player to start every match.
To be Fair, other clubs can also rest their key players if they deem fit that champions league matches are more important to them than their domestic league matches.
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My two had a packed lunch everyday. Cheese and (some kind of meat) sandwich, packet of crisps, wee bit of chocolate (biscuit or a chomp or something) and an (unsliced) apple. Never once complained or complained about.
I have blanked out the name of the pre-school here to try and avoid a massive pile on, but Iโd be interested to know what you think about their updated lunchbox guidelines and the bits of paper they are sending home for โcontraventionsโ of the rules.
Is it really Ofsted pressuring EYFS settings to ban white bread as the doughy texture after chewing can be a choking hazard as well as the rule about cutting raisins in half, amongst other requests mentioned. To be honest, this would drive me a bit potty if I had still had kids at that age.
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And what did the police say?
Dear @LidlGB
Last night I saw this on your app for ยฃ3.95. I took a screenshot. Today in store they are ยฃ4.95 even though both ads say valid to 19th Oct. Im not happy. Surely this isn't right? I did my shopping with you because of this add which has now changed!
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Guy in the Hibs shop told me once that teams are only allowed to use brand logos if the teamโs current strip are provided by the same company or if the company is no longer in business.
I love a retro shirt but I lose all interest in buying them whenever they donโt have the manufacturers logo on them
Maybe Iโm just being daft ๐คฃ
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