Welcome to the daily fuss n cuss. How may I blow your mind today. Fyi: Competitive sports are human meat grinders. And Drugs are bad for you.

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Again: It's possible to just quit. It isn't recovery. It's just quitting. For over a year now? Some more than a year? No alcohol No sex No drugs No rx drugs
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Which are you: Alcoholic Intelligence American Intelligence Alien Intelligence Actual Intelligence Artificial Intelligence Other
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Babygirl culture? Enough is enough. That man has a name. A lot of us don't know to whom you are referring when you say "My Daddy"
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Someee of Yall be like: "I am truly and deeply honored🥰" All composed, while your eyes be sayin 👇
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😂 listening to the new cheez it ad like Well homie. You go get you that cheez it daddy. See how that works out fo yo ass.
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Go get you that Sonic daddy Rich daddy Candy daddy Video games daddy Rent daddy See how that works fo yo ass.
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North Texas retweeted
Some humans: No body is allowed to hate me!😭 The rest of us: 🙄 get real whiny ass.
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North Texas retweeted
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They trying to tell y'all. Drugs are bad. Maybe try listening?
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2026 U.S.A. be like: "They are happy and have energy and are naturally funny? Get them! Can't be having that! Also?😭 how they do it without being intoxicated?😡 I have to be intoxicated and medicated. Make them that way too.😡" Some of them really think that way.
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😂 Might start answering the phone: Fort Glover, state your purpose for the record, and as always, this phone call may be recorded for evidence purposes.
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Pretty sure most of the "Mr. Rogers era kids" *sniggers* Don't like puppets. 😂🖕
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Pretty sure most of the "Mr. Rogers era kids" *sniggers* Don't like puppets. 😂🖕
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Sometimes you just gotta treat the broom like a microphone and sing while you sweep the carport. Keeps the neighbors guessing. Then you know, they see it on tv and it's normal?
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Poor T 🥺
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Rocket hitched to a what
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He had to of known unless his fuel ratio for 1990s music fuel was off.😁🖕
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Do you naturally rhyme? You might be entitled to Figures my Fill in the blank
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