A French person when they find out that when a gift is given it really belongs to the other person and is "theirs" now:
Les Américains moyens qui apprennent que « leur » Statue de la Liberté est un cadeau des Français.
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You're making me blush Macaco
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I wont change a thing in what i said, because you're so wrong, you're devolving us
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I was excited for these guys to do canada but then I realized we are too irrelevant for them to bother.
Les americains quand un pays en difficulté commence enfin à se developper
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no, it's because we love Canada
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Un Americain quand tu lui demande de citer un lieu ou il y a pas eu de fusillade :
REVIVAL ieakkk 🐈‍⬛🇧🇷🇫🇷
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Wsh 2h pour repondre ,y’a eu une tornade chez toi ou quoi ?? Et sinon :Columbine 1999, Virginia Tech 2007, Sandy Hook 2012, Las Vegas 2017, Parkland 2018, Walmart El Paso 2019, Uvalde 2022...
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t'aurais pu rajouter les attentats d'hier
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oi franceses, me recomendem séries ou filmes da frança
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Fabuleux Destin d'Amelie Poulain, it's a bit weird but it's worth the shot
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Replying to @E2LaCaf
j'espere ta pu te rattraper et que personne ta entendue
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Sensação de morte pois agora os amigos franceses que aparecem apenas estão interessados em receber fotos do meu corpo
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i don't, those guys are just insolent brats
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Les français en 1939 à la seconde où ils ont entendu un allemand leur poser une question (il cherchait juste un coiffeur mais on lui a donné tous les juifs du quartier)
En vrai les américains me font de la peine on devrait vanner la France nous même pour leur montrer
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eh on oublie trop les massacres de civils des états unis pendant la guerre de Normandie
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Rappel : les natifs américain c'est pas des descendants de colon.
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ouais mais il est con, il vient de dire qu'il fallait donner du travail au blanc pure et supérieur...
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Nah we could probably do fine if we deported all of them back to their mud huts and sand dunes, give the jobs to all the pure superior white people
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no, you dumb fuck if we 'deport' them all back you wouldn't even be in America, you're white right ? then you're mostly comming from Ireland, France, UK or another European country, you're not even in your territory and you're being racist, you're such a shame to human specy
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"Now you hate on migrants" Based Migrants do nothing but squat in their own shit all day making shitty nignog bracelets to scam tourists with while botting likes on X to make them feel special
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without migrants, America doesn't exist and almost all of industries stop working
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He said in YOUR country, dumbass. The fact that y'all couldn't name one and had to claim a city in America is hilarious.
Une de vos villes les plus connues s’appelle littéralement la nouvelle ORLÉANS
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All those insults and you still couldn't name an influential city in France without claiming land france gave up over 2 centuries ago
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we got Camembert, a small city in Normandy that has give more history to France than your entire history, we got Nantes, Brest, Le Havre, Saint-Nazaire, Bordeaux, La Rochelle, Marseille, Toulouse, Montpellier, Nice want me to continue to list ? it's long, but i got time
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Replying to @teacake1995
Orléans is a french city, he said one of your most famous cities is named New Orleans, it's like New York, York is a city in Ireland...
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Les «Américains», quand il s’agit de parler, une autre langue que l’anglais
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ta oublié "sans un accent raciste" après "une autre langue"
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Honestly, you can have it back. Send all our war dead from the graveyards in France back first and we'll call it a fair trade.
Les Américains moyens qui apprennent que « leur » Statue de la Liberté est un cadeau des Français.
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but we can't ? since the American Graves are American, we gifted you this small piece of land to bury them, and we can't give them back to you, because they are already on American soil
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Les americains qui s’attribuent la 1GM alors qu’ils ont servi à strictement rien du tout avec leur armée de branquignols, c’est encore plus ridicule que leur propagande avec la 2GM. Même sans vous on l’aurait gagnée les gars.
The French if Americans didn’t save them.. twice
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Another Brapzilian flag
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they help us, we love them, so i put them
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Disagree with what we did at Normandy? Quite telling, Collabo.
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"collabo" and you guys killed more civilians, destroyed more cities, and raped more than the germans in only weeks, while the germans were there for years, im not defending nazis, i just show facts
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Again so he was a figurehead. His campaign in Africa was more to convince Eisenhower and Churchill that he should be taken seriously as Frances default leader. Its when he tried to actually plan landings and attacks for D-Day that his ego made him a nuisance over an asset
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True tho, i wont say anything because Leclerc did more battle actions too
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And you repay our benevolence with scorn and abuse as well as pissing on the graves in Normandy. And you wonder why we like the Japanese more than you. Hell, the only Frenchman who ever said anything remotely nice about America was Alexis de Tocqueville.
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We don't "piss on your graves" we respect them, the only one who does that are peoples that are really dumb, and i hate them, because even if you dissagree with what they did in Normandy you shouldn't do that
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We should've left you. With any luck the Germans would have killed all your men and children and took your women as trophies and maybe then your shitty little cuck of a country would finally be worth almost as much as a pile of dog shit
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No, you guys did that, killing civilians and raping women, y'all did that, and if France was really a country that was a "trophy" maybe i should go back to past and ask Napoleon not to sell Louisiana ?
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