thinking about how dog gwot is canonical in the tv show bluey, and that the existence of dog gwot implies that, canonically, there was dog 9/11.

My CENTCOM told me the IRGC keep bombing his THAAD batteries so l asked how many batteries he has and he said he just goes to Lockheed Martin and gets a new THAAD afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding THAADs to the IRGC and then INDOPACOM started crying.

📢 Le président et chef de la direction du CF Montréal Gabriel Gervais tiendra une conférence de presse vendredi à 11h au sujet du nouveau format du calendrier de la MLS. 👉 Suivez la conférence de presse en direct sur nos réseaux sociaux. 📢 The President and CEO of CF Montréal Gabriel Gervais will hold a press conference Friday at 11AM regarding MLS moving to a new schedule format. 👉 Follow it live on our social media. #CFMTL

The most realistic thing about James Bond is that his degree is in Asian languages but his boss only sends him to Asia in something like 4 films. 80% of the time, it’s all: “Hey James, do you speak Russian?” “Nope, Asian languages” “Well too bad, you’re killing Russians today”

Darth Vader Accidentally Adds Admiral Ackbar To Holochat Planning Alderaan Bombing buff.ly/zaWehtH

Possibly my favourite #SignalGate meme so far 🤣

To all members of The Royal Canadian Regiment and those that serve and have served with us, wishing you all the best on as we celebrate the 125th anniversary of the Battle of Paardeberg during the South African War.

•Pep guardiola after Salah in this game•

Never has any man’s inner circle had less faith in him. The only one who 100% believed in this motherfucker was the guy who kept beating him up.

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

A trip to the Semi-Finals on the line!! 🇨🇦 🆚 🇻🇪 Ladies and Gentlemen… IT’S MATCH DAY! #CANMNT #NoFearAllFight

One time, Ed Broadbent had dinner with the Queen et al. Prince Phillip to EB: "You've done well for a Socialist." EB to Prince Phillip: "And you've done well for a Greek sailor." EB never took shit from nobody.

How the Marine Corps went to war with itself over the next war trib.al/y9rvh5r

“Merry New Year!!”

Happy Birthday to the Royal Canadian Regiment. Throughout the Second World War in Sicily, Italy, and the Netherlands, the RCR was supported by 7th Field Battery RCA, of 2nd Field Regiment RCA, both of Montreal. Ubique and Pro Patria!

Folks, we need to talk about this GSRP review. Canada's national security intelligence review agency (NSIRA) just released their review of our Global Security Reporting Program. It's wild times. nsira-ossnr.gc.ca/en/reviews…