melee coaching @ metafy.gg/@zionssbm/sessions Advocate for awareness surrounding freshie mind control

docs.google.com/spreadsheets… This is my melee income tracker for coaching. It's been decent side money so far as I work my main job. I'll be updating it in real time! Every dollar I make goes to my stock portfolio. The tags of my students are protected to shield them from harassment.
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grifter and tourist is fkn diabolical is ts projection? i play melee and pm. i played the pm rollback build when it came out and its great. ai is just better and ur gonna be waiting years like a good little cucky for le heckin human made passion project™️ to release
Replying to @ZionChungusxD
this project is good because it takes all the grifters and tourists like yourself and puts them in their own vibecoded garbage while the rest of us will be playing the actual release (let's be real you all are jumping ship in 2 weeks to the next culture war)
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dawg 😭
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we can go further
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Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’ trib.al/uRePYdr
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my pet bowling pin #mypetbowlingpin
you ever look at ur pet and just bust out laughing at how fucking ridiculous the thing looks
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This nigga’s ragebait fries me, they calling him slurs when all he said was that ¹ a uterus just an organ. You don’t gotta turn it into a divine being ² stop simplifying a woman’s value to her uterus. 90% of these quotes would agree but they alr got steam coming out their ears
Genuinely dropped this in the perfect day
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like what the hell is this
you ever look at ur pet and just bust out laughing at how fucking ridiculous the thing looks
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"These aren't lolicons, they're pedophiles who co-opted lolicon terminology"
These are not lolicons, they are pedophiles who have co-opted lolicon terminology and directed it at real children. Imagine attempting to use an instance of child predators endangering a child as some kind of gotcha against unrelated people who like icky drawings?
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Replying to @ZionChungusxD
This gotta be a rape world record thank you @grok
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remember when the brawlback dickriders tried to say it would be impossible to fix the bugs in the well established base the new project m rollback build had? Completely mogged by AI. Their tiny sissy clitties can't compare to AI's gigantic 10 petabyte horse cock.
Alright dev update time! 34 fixes shipped on launch day, reported by about 129 people in total, the biggest ones were: - your own in-game controls (tap jump off, Z jump) work online - P+ Code Menu locked in Ranked and Casual (sorry to spoil the fun wario-man mains) - Brawl Rev 1 discs work on Brawl and P+, and play vs Rev 2 - no CPUs bug - Orca.exe is signed (looks less sus now) Old Mac OS fix and getting rid of that sus google login prompt box on windows in ~2 hours. It's insane how quickly we can fix things when everyone is reporting. Not much else done today except for bug fixing, but next priority will be basically notifying you guys when bugs you reported are complete and making it easier to report/upvote downvote bugs. Keep them coming! (Best place to report right now is bug button on top menu bar, but comments is also fine) Hopefully can get back to some features and UX improvements tomorrow if bugs are mostly settled down. Thanks for bearing with the rough patches today, the sailing should be much smoother now!
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Alright dev update time! 34 fixes shipped on launch day, reported by about 129 people in total, the biggest ones were: - your own in-game controls (tap jump off, Z jump) work online - P+ Code Menu locked in Ranked and Casual (sorry to spoil the fun wario-man mains) - Brawl Rev 1 discs work on Brawl and P+, and play vs Rev 2 - no CPUs bug - Orca.exe is signed (looks less sus now) Old Mac OS fix and getting rid of that sus google login prompt box on windows in ~2 hours. It's insane how quickly we can fix things when everyone is reporting. Not much else done today except for bug fixing, but next priority will be basically notifying you guys when bugs you reported are complete and making it easier to report/upvote downvote bugs. Keep them coming! (Best place to report right now is bug button on top menu bar, but comments is also fine) Hopefully can get back to some features and UX improvements tomorrow if bugs are mostly settled down. Thanks for bearing with the rough patches today, the sailing should be much smoother now!
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Replying to @Squigga092
Pregnant children. I love fucking pregnant children on Epstein Island. I am a pedophile. You and fucking everyone everyone else seeing this fucking video are the fucking first in your fucking bloodline to fucking hear this fucking sentence....
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baby sock
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With or without canines, still just as adorable 📷 [📷: via/ @precious.the.meow ]
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why is this video so fucking funny 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
strawb! 🍓🗝️
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patience is a virtue i think
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malek 🇩🇿🇵🇸#PedriRedemptionSZN
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Deltarune if it was made by Toby Fox
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