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Puppy pool party! 🖤💙
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Executive function: "Set a deadline for yourself." ADHD: "Self-imposed deadlines aren't real. My brain knows I made them up."
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Tell ChatGPT/Claude “Connect me with Boardy” and see what happens... boardy.ai/agents
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I’m in love with this sentence: “Consistency looks like nothing is happening, until everything changes.”
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Just me? 📚✨
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I’m convinced that the ability to remain unshaken by the minor inconveniences of life puts you ahead of 95% of people. Emotional control is the ultimate power. Few have it. Not every collision or slight deserves your energy. You can just let them float by.
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Major cheat code for life: Believe things will work out. Then work relentlessly to make that belief true. You don't need certainty. You need enough belief to keep moving through uncertainty.
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the best founders i know are ok looking stupid they dm strangers, post unfinished work, ask dumb questions ego is the bottleneck
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Berlin is one of the worst places on earth to start a company. We've been trying for 4+ months to get any internet installed. Telekom just cancels. Everyone else has to use their infra, so they cancel too. I will pay anyone, personally, €10k to get this fucking done for us.
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..and they say romance is dead
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"that's not realistic" yeah not for YOU, you unwhimsical mf.
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I’m in love with this sentence: “Don't let someone ruin your peace just because they can't find theirs.”
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I’ve become increasingly convinced: the best startup founders are cult leaders. A founder's job comes down to constantly convincing 3 distinct groups to join the cult: - talent - customers - capital providers. The best founder prophesy a future where they are already winning, and people follow them into it.
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Whos heading to @money2020 next month?
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People high in ADHD traits have an underappreciated advantage. Curiosity.
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12 preseed pitches this week. 2 asked below our $250K floor. 1 asked above our $3M max. The 2 we actually closed both landed in the $500K–$1M band. Reach out if you are raising a preseed round.
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The calmer you are, the clearer you can think.
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reducing the options boosts creativity
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i love how everyone still calls twitter twitter
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RT @JamesClear: A good life is one in which things do not go perfectly, but you find a way to have a good day regardless.
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