I regret to side with the chuds, but as much as progressive, queer and womenfolk might wish, this art just does not cater to straight mens' specific tastes and it's better if you don't insist that we HAVE to find them sexy. Some of us just don't; nothing will change that
Today's "Safe Horny" discourse surrounding Castlevania & Hades is bizarre. Hades 2 is one of the horniest games of the last decade. Characters wear blatantly revealing outfits. No one wears shoes. There's multiple romances. You see naked women and think man?
Seek help.