"I love when the conversation returns to my future wife... That's my favorite thing to talk about... I sit alone sometimes at night, pining, thinking, 'where is my nice, where's my cute Irish Catholic girl, who's gunna be my wife?'"
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"Thank you for telling me that Mexican food is greasy... Thank you for the heads up."
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"They orbit me. I'm the center."
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"I'm black."
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Replying to @RAWMILKNEET

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"Tanks, star destroyers, The Death Star, explosions, missiles, aircraft carriers, Hitler... Stealth bombers and bombs, bombs and missiles, missile carriers and submarines, nuclear bombs and nuclear missiles, Darth Vader and The Death Star..."
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❤️

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"Just stay focused. Let nothing distract you. Minimize screen time on the phone. Read books. Stay away from drugs and alcohol. You gotta lock the fuck in. It's not a joke. Life passes you by. Take it seriously."
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"I love it. How can you not? ...We love the fall, the leaves change... it gets a little cold. You get to wear a sweatshirt, you get to wear a hoodie. And the way the air, like, smells... This is, like, the best."
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Replying to @Halp0iu

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Replying to @beaverd
Black Knight?
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Replying to @Stalkeringman

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Candace Owens reenacting her disappointment on the night of her wedding:
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This picture makes a lot more sense now.
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Replying to @anglo_af
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Holy Groyper curse Batman

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But.. I thought his skull was cone shaped...

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Me while sitting on the toilet this morning.
EXCLUSIVE: Candace Owens is a lesbian with 4 dating accounts and cheated on her Hebrew-speaking husband with girls in 2022. I found 4 of her dating profiles. open.substack.com/pub/esoter…
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Replying to @BeefStewtoo

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Replying to @YeaItsMeMilky

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Qoastal volqano
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Replying to @YeaItsMeMilky
>check light switch before turning light off
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Nightpill them early and often. Image source: The Berenstain Bears, In The Dark
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"I am the code."
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At The Movies with Qenis: The Martian "I'll never forget, there's like a line in that movie where he goes, "Let's science this shit"... That's not an exaggeration. It's like if I fucking love science subreddit was a movie."
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"Numerology is a huge cope."
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Replying to @Dr_Lionitis

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"Misplaced"

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Qenis' go to Canes order.
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"'God forbid a White boy get a little motion'... Don't talk like that... It's so pathetic. It's pathetic! ...We came to Mexico, and destroyed an empire. It was like a hundred guys with guns took over the whole Western Hemisphere. And we went to Africa, and a hundred guys with guns killed 6 million Africans LIKE IT WAS NOTHING!"
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"'Jumping through hula hoops'? ...Is she, like, an alien from outer space? ...Because she literally sounds like an alien trying to blend in... Is she some kind of AI? Is she even real?"
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I hate these graphics
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"There's too many freaks... I feel like everywhere you go, everyone is a freak... What the fuck happened to normal people?"
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"I'm so ready for fall, so ready for cozy... Halloween, pumpkin spice, cinnamon, apple, blankets, sweaters, long walks in the brisk fall air with a little jacket on."
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"It's so weird to think about that, that people watch the show... I'm glad it can be a source of comfort to people, because I am the congenital lonely person..."
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Unanswered questions...
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Welp... it was fun while it lasted. 2963 followers (in about 3 weeks) before getting nuked. Top video with 250,000 views. RIP first tiktok account 😒
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