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He would have cooked Hulk without the inhibitor
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What I know is that, you stan someone or idolize them doesn’t mean they are the best in what they do.
There are many man united fans who think Messi is the goat than those who think Ronaldo is the GOAT.
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God abeg add me for lineup, I don too watch my mates ball
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I hate myself for allowing stupid ETH to change my mind that he’s not a good goalkeeper 😭🥹
“Lammens couldn’t have save that long range shot from Niles” Meanwhile De Gea:
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Two major things. 1. Animals' diets lack processed sugars and sticky carbohydrates that feed harmful bacteria. 2. Wild animals eat raw, fibrous, and coarse foods. Their food acts like a natural toothbrush by scraping away plaque as they chew. Other reasons.... 3. Many animals have alkaline saliva. Alkaline saliva neutralizes acids that destroy tooth enamel. Human saliva is more acidic, which allows cavities to form more easily. 4. Many wild animals have shorter lifespans than humans, so their teeth simply do not need to last as long. 5. Some animals, like sharks, crocodile and elephants, continuously replace worn-out teeth throughout their lives. Thank you!
If animals never brush their teeth, how come they don’t have teeth problems like humans? Shouldn't humans just do the same?
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My soldiers push forward, My soldiers scream out, My soldiers rage!!!! 😤
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Carrick deserves the backing, but now comes the real test: turning this attacking intent into consistent performances and results. let him build his team, and let’s see how far this United side can go. The potential is there. #MUFC
🚨I believe Michael Carrick wanted — and EXPECTED — more from this transfer window. Listen to his recent press conferences… I keep seeing this narrative that he only got the permanent job because he’s an INEOS “YES MAN”. Maybe his relationship with the board helped, who knows… but let’s not forget that Carrick EARNED this opportunity. From the moment he took over, United collected more Premier League points than ANY other team — including the eventual champions. He completely changed the mood around the club and got this team believing again. Did INEOS leave him short this summer? Absolutely. I still think we needed another left-back and striker. But I also think we are forgetting how much stronger this squad is compared to last season. I believe in this team. I believe in Carrick. We might not have got everything we wanted this summer, but I still expect us to have a VERY good season. 💪🔴
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Just imagine this to be Man Utd. Media won’t let it slide like this trust me
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: PSG in their last 4 games: ❌ Lost the French Super Cup vs. Lens ❌ 0 wins in Ligue 1 so far ❌ 0 wins in last 4 games
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Just imagine that Luis Enrique is having this bad start at Manchester United. Una go come for his head and the media won’t take it so easy on him too 💔
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I don’t think there is a player i dislike as much as I dislike Enzo Fernendez and I’ll be here when Chelsea fans turn on him. It’s not a matter of if but when.
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1. The vagina is about ten times cleaner than the mouth. No matter how you brush your teeth always, the mouth is still the dirtiest part of the body. 2. Your intestines know what shape they're supposed to be in, and can move themselves, which means surgeons can just stuff them back into you when they're done and they'll sort themselves out. 3. When you do tattoo removal, the ink doesn't disappear, you pee it out. Your body's immune system breaks down the pigments of ink and it flows in your blood stream, gets processed through your kidneys, then you pee out the ink. 4. If you hit your chest at a very specific time in the electrical cycle your heart will stop. 5. The pain you feel from a sunburn is your skin cells effectively killing themselves before they mutate into cancer. 6. The way your eyes are shaped causes your vision to be upside down but your brain flips the image automatically. 7. When you die, your hearing is the last to go. So imagine you die in a fire or in a war or something and the last thing you hear is like screaming and chaos 8. The length of a man's penis is equal to the length of his thumb times 3 9. Everyone's tongue print is different, just like fingerprint. 10. Babies have 94 More Bones Than Adults. 11. The human brain typically weighs around three pounds, and men’s brains are on average a bit larger than women’s. But Brain weight is not a measure of intelligence.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ 12. Your heart pumps about 2,500 gallons of blood every day.
Tell me something that will make me have this face
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CARRICK PLAY DROGU LEFTBACK CARRICK PLAY DROGU LEFTBACK CARRICK PLAY DROGU LEFTBACK CARRICK PLAY DROGU LEFTBACK CARRICK PLAY DROGU LEFTBACK
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Name on the trophy. Here's to you, Bruno ❤️
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Bruno Fernandes is the PFA Players’ Player of the Year 🏆 Voted for by the players.
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It's not how it starts, it's how it ends.
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Balon Dorguuuuu
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I can swear with anything that this is not the same mazaroui that played for Morocco in the last WC 😪
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Harryyyyyy Maguirreeeee
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Great people support man utd.
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YOU CAN'T COMPARE GODS YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE YOUR RELIGION ☯️🐐
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