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7:49am btw… someone delete this app aff their da’s phone, will ye
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Hearts have no issues selling out half of Hampden and it’s not in their “home city”
Likely scenario based on current semi final ticket sales. 🤢 Go if you can. #RedArmy
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Cunt may as well rename his account “Penrice’s Curtains” since all he does is tweet about Rangers and Rangers players
Yet another Rangers player with a rank rotten performance for their national side. Naderi got booed off at the end by his own supporters tonight. That is fantastic to hear 🤣
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8 weeks ago, my car cost £63 to fill up, from empty to full. It’s just cost me £87. @andyburnham is there any chance you do something as Prime Minister, or are you just going to wonder around drinking pints pretending to be a man of the people ! Country has gone to shit.
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Carson 🇬🇮 retweeted
Meanwhile in Brazil, a team went 1-0 up with 0% possession 🤣🤣🤣🤣🇧🇷
🦵💥 MEJORES PATADAS ⚽️💀
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Carson 🇬🇮 retweeted
Worth watching again, and again and again. James Scanlon’s equaliser v Malta 🚀 Next up: Liechtenstein, tomorrow. 🇱🇮
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Can’t wait to see grown men and women on this app get offended over athletes wearing black armbands
Replying to @UEFA
@UEFA has approved the Israel Football Association’s request for the national team to wear black armbands in tonight’s match against @IrelandFootball in memory of those murdered in the October 7 massacre. May their memory be a blessing.
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Carson 🇬🇮 retweeted
Season 26/27 Men’s 1st Team: Rangers 3-0 Celtic Celtic 0-1 Rangers Women’s 1st Team: Rangers 5-2 Celtic Tennents Sixes: Rangers 7-1 Celtic Rangers 16-3 Celtic
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Callum McGregor after the 7th;
Defeat in the Tennent’s Sixes. #CelticFC🍀
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🔵 @RangersFC with a 7-1 demolition of Celtic at the Tennent's Sixes! Dean Shiels capped off the scoring after Martyn Waghorn scored five of his own 🔥 @spfl
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🔵 @RangersFC with a 7-1 demolition of Celtic at the Tennent's Sixes! Dean Shiels capped off the scoring after Martyn Waghorn scored five of his own 🔥 @spfl
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Replying to @PremSportsTV
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Americans failing to understand basic English will never fail to amuse me
This literally a false advertisement @AmericanAir
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Standard.
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How long before Celtic fans start going on about how we owed “£100m” in tax ?
🚨🇬🇧 NEW: An investigation has found that Manchester City has failed to pay around £12 million in tax [@DanNeidle]
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Anything over £10 you just round to the nearest pound and anything less is settled with “I owe you a pint”
Le debía a un amigo 33,82 € por una cena. Le envié 33,28 € por accidente. Nunca sacó el tema. Nadie sacaría el tema por 54 céntimos... Lo hice a propósito. Llevo años haciéndolo. Cada vez que pago mi parte de la cuenta a alguien... "Accidentalmente" le envío un poco menos. Lo llamo el Error Disléxico: - 43,17 € en lugar de 43,71 €. - 25,49 € en lugar de 25,94 €. - 19,26 € en lugar de 19,62 €. A veces, si me siento con ganas de arriesgar, pongo 38,40 € en lugar de 39,40 €. Me he sacado más de 120 € en 5 años. Y los voy invirtiendo en Fondos Indexados.
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An African lying about his age ? I prefer not to speak, if I speak I am in big trouble…
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“I have a single bed at home”
£103 including breakfast we’ve done alright here. I’m having the double bed as I have a single bed at home
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Somehow they both managed to fraud their way to Dortmund and Real Sociedad. Worst set of players I’ve seen for us
Who was the most "did they really play for us" player at your club in the last 5 years? Like Keylor Navas at Nottingham Forest or Diego Costa at Wolves. Was having this debate last night but wanted more names
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Barca having an off-day genuinely made this guys career now he just waffles shite on Twitter They inflated sponsorships by over £1bn 😂😂 how tf is that not a big deal. If Barca didn’t have an off-day he would’ve played for Beith Juniors and no cunt would know who he is 😭
Is the City thing really that bad? They’ve basically paid more money to sponsor a smaller product and make them a bigger catch and the sponsorship then becomes worth it? Or have I missed 113 other things?
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