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"I want to be a soldier of the unspoken. Things that are uncomfortable to talk about, I want to talk about them."
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Omo that’s pure disrespect ngl
you’ll be texting this babe and she’ll literally just disappear for days, you’ll call no response and then she’ll come back on a random day with a flimsy “hii” like nothing happened. omo just dey go, i’ve moved on.
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Stopping yourself from texting someone you badly want to text is so hard.💔😔
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wtf 😭
The day I did a sexting 3some was when I knew I had gone too far and had to call myself to order
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Your Excellency, My brother, the Executive Governor of Kaduna State, Senator Uba Sani, the ACTION GOVERNOR. Action Governor because Kaduna State has been dramatically transformed within this short few years of your service to our dear state. I am a witness to the several development programmes and pray that Almighty Allah will guide you and give you successes in this great endeavor” #WorkingForKaduna
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RT @user78625x: insta is too weird why do random twt people just show up like how does it know
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YOU SABIIII
First Lagos Life Lifestyle Influencer 💰💸😂 Enjoy 😉 my vlog @LagosLifeApp
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First Lagos Life Lifestyle Influencer 💰💸😂 Enjoy 😉 my vlog @LagosLifeApp
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Kaii Walahi I will marry for food oo
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must be hard if you and your babe dey Twitter, these tweets mannnn😂😂
So your babe go say no to others guys for 365 days 😂😂
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Chile maybe I’m not ready to date because being asked “how did you sleep?” is enough for me to not text back for the day 😭
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pressure yourself only for yourself. you must come first, because if you kpai, the world will continue.
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“i don’t even like him, it was boredom” oya nau again, you no go ghost who you rate!
you’ll be texting this babe and she’ll literally just disappear for days, you’ll call no response and then she’ll come back on a random day with a flimsy “hii” like nothing happened. omo just dey go, i’ve moved on.
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FED GOV'T APPROVES N1.5 TRILLION FOR THE RECONSTRUCTION/DUALIZATION OF LAMBATA-BIDA-MAKERA-MOKWA FEDERAL HIGHWAY
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2027: let me say it categorically, the margin that President Tinubu will give each and every one of these candidates will be so much that you won’t believe it. - Daniel Bwala
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the older I get, the more attractive simple shit becomes: good manners, consistency, consideration, keeping your word, knowing how to communicate, and actually giving a fuck.
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“Your Excellency, My brother, the Executive Governor of Kaduna State, Senator Uba Sani, the ACTION GOVERNOR. Action Governor because Kaduna State has been dramatically transformed within this short few years of your service to our dear state. I am a witness to the several development programmes and pray that Almighty Allah will guide you and give you successes in this great endeavor” - Former Vice President/Former Governor of Kaduna State, Arc. Namadi Sambo, GCON at the book presentation marking Emir of Zazzau’s 6th Anniversary. #WorkingForKaduna
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President Tinubu Congratulates Bello Shagari on Election as NAMYO Chairperson. @Belshagy
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I'm okay with small friendly insults like "banza" or "dan wahala" and stuff like that as friends. But we're not even that close, and this guy suddenly normalized involving moms, saying "dan uwarka" and all that and I really couldn't take it. And the worst part is, he doesn't even feel it if you insult him back.
Guyssss, let’s gist. Tell me the reason you stopped being friends with someone.👀
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From Appreciation to Endorsement What began as a courtesy visit ended with a strong endorsement for Gov. @ubasanius, recognition of over ₦21 Billion disbursed to pensioners, and appreciation for his continued support to the NUP. Kaduna’s retirees are standing with results. #WorkingForKaduna
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