🚨❌⛳️ #BREAKING — Jon Rahm, one of LIV Golf’s Mega stars has decided to leave the league and will not play in LIV 2.0, his lawyers have confirmed during a U.S. Bankruptcy Court hearing this morning.

Brad Pitt finally responds after several of his children dropped “Pitt” from their last names. “I really don’t care. I’ll just make more children with my girlfriend.”

Where do the Zama zamas get all these rifles from? Damn.

For the third year in a row, KwaZulu-Natal (KZN) has recorded the highest number of deaths as a result of police action. ewn.co.za/2026/10/02/kzn-aga…

🚨💣 BREAKING: Real Madrid want Barcelona to be STRIPPED of ALL titles won during the years in which they paid off the vice-president of referees, NEGREIRA (2001-2018). UEFA have now started an OFFICIAL INVESTIGATION, and could BAN Barcelona from their competitions. @diarioas

Man City — What happens now? It is simply time for the grown-ups to take control because a dangerous tragedy is unfolding. In Italy, a lesser tragedy had enormous costs for individuals. City has close to a 1,000 employees. 100,000s of committed fans. The path forward is clear. 1. The PL can expel a club with a 15/20 majority. An emergency meeting should be summoned to form that majority. 2. Draw up a Settlement Agreement to be entered into between the PL, City, its owners and all clubs, which stipulates: -That City is hit with a 150 pts deduction in 26/27 and will be relegated to the Championship. -That City won’t play any more PL games during 26/27, it’s not fair on anyone to play those meaningless games. City’s 26/27 season continues in the national cups and the CL. -City agree on a ban on Related Party Transactions for a 10 year period. They simply have to accept to not be sponsored by its owner and not to buy and sell players from/to their owner. -The PL clubs, City and City’s owner agree and accept that all litigation relating to damages for the breaches shall take place between a separate entity other than City with an indemnity from City’s owner. Ie the club’s future will not have an uncertain threat hanging over it for 5-10 years, the clubs and City’s owner simply agree to settle it between them in a way that leaves ‘football’ out of it. -The involved City executives are with immediate effect banned for life from working for English football clubs and from visiting any football establishment in England. Should Tixi and Pep be included? Look, you are talking about the 3rd-4th highest ranking officials at this club. Half the football world knew their club was cheating — but they had no idea? They knew absolutely nothing? -All parties agree that the question whether titles shall be stripped shall be deferred to an advisory board including experts and fans (sorry @KieranMaguire ‘s wife, your husband must be on it). -The question whether City’s owner must sell the club is deferred to the Regulator. No need to get into a complicated issue that probably will handle itself. 3. The Settlement Agreement is taken to City and its owner. They are told to sign or be expelled with immediate effect. There is no reason for why this cannot be done within a month. And football can move on. To understand the implications of the above, you must have a fairly good view of the finances of City etc. I have a rough view and I think it’s balanced and fair. Simply you do not pull the plug, but it is not just a slap on the wrist. I don’t really care if it is “fair”, football is at risk — save it.

BREAKING: Man City judgement published by Premier League here: premierleague.com/en/news/47…

I can’t wrap my head around the fact that a 16 year old’s father sent Sibiya a video of herself playing herself. How did the father get that video? Like make it make sense.

This barber comes to your house, hotel or Airbnb.

Someone is tired of going to work. Motivate them in the replies/quotes. 😭

Bafana Sindane has a weak sangoma. #MadlangaCommission

I wonder why Mr M is not charged along with suspended deputy National Commissioner Shadrack Sibiya. It appears he facilitated this incident. Who is he and how is Mr M connected to Sibiya?

Suspended deputy national police commissioner Lt-Gen Shadrack Sibiya is believed to have been a regular visitor to upmarket Sandton strip club The Grand, where a dancer says he had a preference for Russian women. “He usually comes in at about 1am. He spends a lot of time with three Russian women. He also pays them to leave the club with him, and that can cost about R15,000.” timeslive.co.za/news/2026-09…

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…

The SARB has raised interest rates by 25 basis points, citing ongoing global pressures and heightened risks to inflation. The repo rate now stands at 7.25%, with the MPC reiterating its focus on getting inflation back to the 3% target over time. #SARBMPC #InterestRates

Beautiful! Jewish children from the Igbo tribe in Anambra State celebrating the High Holidays and proudly carrying Jewish faith and tradition into the next generation. Photos: Community of HaShem Worldwide

Just in: Police have confirmed that Lawrence Mudzinganyama handed himself over at the Randburg Police Station. He was arrested and released on a warning to appear in court on October 1, 2026. @Sowetan1981

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