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1/11 i usually tell this in snippets, but here's the origin story. born in la, found myself in high places in my 20s which is when i met a grungy dallas rapper 19, fake gold grills, nappy braids, and a nowitzki jersey. we clicked. he offered me a job. he was @PostMalone
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tell me why my lil brother went to high school with @kimchi1x
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mama we made it l'chaim ✡️🕎
banking is in my blood banking is a rite of passage my people are bred for this i promise to fulfill the prophecy @0xbeans please let me validate some (not all) of the stereotypes ✡️
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banking is in my blood banking is a rite of passage my people are bred for this i promise to fulfill the prophecy @0xbeans please let me validate some (not all) of the stereotypes ✡️
The Standard Reserve will launch in 2 days, on 9/14. A significant portion of spots have been left unallocated for public participation. The thread below covers: - Mint Details - Mint Schedule - Token Trading - Day 1 Protocol Details
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tomorrow is a big day and id be lying if i wasnt shitting my pants thinking about it this whole thing started out as just a culmination of everything i liked in defi with some new mechanics, uniswap v4 hooks tied it all nicely together i thought this was gonna be a project for the deep corners of onchain crypto, for the few hundred washed plumbers that are left. it was something we were bullish enough on to self fund the entire development of never would i have expected a whitepaper to garner this much attention. i never thought there would be a timeline where i would want LESS attention on a launch we are a lean team and we tried to adapt to everything, and i do believe we tried our best to do right by the ppl. i believe we set this launch up in a way that is fair and open, and the team will keep building in that ethos i truly have no idea how launch is going to go tmr so nothing is financial advice, everything is experimental software, standard reserve is not a legally chartered bank or financial institution, play at your own risk whatever happens, thank you for all the support. you’ve all given a few of us plumbers a lot to smile about
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The Standard Reserve is coming on September 14. Both audits have found 0 critical vulnerabilities, reports will be made public before launch. More details coming over the next few days.
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this is where im trading from
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THE TREASURY HAS ACTED. Bretton Woods acquired: 3.876 $BTC 68.6 oz GOLD ~$600k deployed. ~$130k remains in $USDG. Backing per $WOOD: ~$0.117 Onchain. Verifiable. The People’s Reserve.
MONETARY OPERATIONS ARE BEGINNING. The Bretton Woods treasury will begin deploying reserve assets into Bitcoin and gold today. Expect movement across treasury wallets as positions are established. Everything remains onchain Everything remains verifiable The People’s Reserve.
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frank mac and rasmr are selling every position right now what do they know
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paps caught me locked in on the trenches this morning
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how your gm finds me
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did we cook
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I condom hasan piker!!
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thank u @solana
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ripping packs you didn’t even know existed
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didn’t find nfts anywhere but ever heard of claude monet?
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the art was fine too i guess
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Got him!
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every time you nuke ur coins this is who ur selling on
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new computer to get rugged on!!!
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the only fruit allowed in my salad are avocado and tomato
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