Some dude joined our office 9 months ago, and within 3 weeks, he sent me a whatsapp asking to borrow some ka money. I found it very weird, only to find out he had hit up almost everyone in the office!
We immediately started avoiding him, ignoring his calls, and leaving him out of office outings.
Fast forward to today, I recently ran into him at a Bikers' meet up...dude is casually riding a Harley Davidson!
I asked him, "Ggwe guy, why were you begging for money in the office when you can afford such a bike?!"
He told me he never needed the cash. He's just an extreme introvert who hates workplace small talk, and he knew asking everyone for money was the fastest way to get people to leave him alone in peace!
N!gga played 4D chess on all of us. Absolute legend!!!